Thank God for Barack Obama and John Kerry.
Evidently they've solved every problem we've ever faced and can now focus on real problems.
Venezuela is on the verge of anarchy.
The Syrian civil war rages on and tens of thousands of people continue to be slaughtered and Assad still has complete control of his stockpile of deadly chemical weapons.
China is outpacing and threatening us militarily on a daily basis.
Egypt remains in complete and total chaos.
Iran continues to flip us the bird while pursing their life-long goal of possessing nuclear weapons.
North Korea who actually possesses nuclear weapons continues to threaten to launch a nuclear strike against us every few weeks.
Al-Qaeda grows stronger by the day and has retaken major parts of Iraq and Afghanistan in which so many American soldiers fought and died for.
In these idiots world the Global Warming Boogyman is the single biggest threat the world faces.
Just a few days ago John Kerry (Lurch) told a group of useful idiots in Indonesia that Global Warming is the most powerful weapon of mass destruction the world faces today and that unless we act now it will be too late to do anything about it.
Don't you think it's kind of stupid to believe these idiots can actually save the planet by changing the climate when they couldn't even build a simple website?
I'm just saying...