Sunday, March 27, 2016

Happy Snowy Easter Guys...

Believe it or not there are days when no matter how hard I try I just can't be pissed off.

Today's one of those days.

The kids and grand kids are here for our annual family Easter celebration at my niece's place later today.

About an hour ago (4:30 a.m.) as I was in the kitchen fixing coffee, 8-year-old Sofie appeared and was going on about seeing the biggest snowflakes she's ever seen in her life.

We both put on our coats and slipped on our shoes, Sofie put the leash on my little dog, Rosie and the three of us went for a little walk.

And now, well, now we're headed to the Daylight Donuts.

I may not have riches to pass on to my family so I try my best to pass along memories and hopefully this morning's walk in the snow will be one of those days Sofie remembers and tells her own grand kids about one day.

Oh, If you get a chance the following is a funny little story I found on Facebook I thought you might get a kick out of.

Happy Easter guys...

Proper way to change your oil:
Oil Change instructions for Women:
1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.
2) Drink a cup of coffee.
3) 15 minutes later, pay and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.
Money spent:
Oil Change:
$20.00
Coffee: $1.00
Total: $21.00
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Oil Change instructions for Men :
1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, pay $100.00.
2) Stop and buy a case of beer, pay $20, drive home.
3) Open a beer and drink it.
4) Jack truck up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7) Place drain pan under engine..
8) Look for 13mm box end wrench.
9) Give up and use crescent wrench.
10) Unscrew drain plug.
11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss.
12) Crawl out from under truck to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.
13) Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.
15) Give up; crawl under truck and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off.
16) Crawl out from under truck with dripping oil filter splashing oileverywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer.
17) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.
18) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
19) Remember drain plug from step 11.
20) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
21) Drink beer.
22) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill.
23) Get drain plug back in with only a minor spill. Drink beer.
24) Crawl under truck getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame removing any excess skin between knuckles and frame.
25) Begin cussing fit.
26) Throw stupid crescent wrench.
27) Cuss for additional 5 minutes because wrench hit bowling trophy.
28) Beer.
29) Clean up hands and bandage as required to stop blood flow.
30) Beer.
31) Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.
32) Beer.
33) Lower truck from jack stands.
34) Move truck back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during any missed steps.
35) Beer.
36) Test drive truck
37) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.
38) truck gets impounded.
39) Call loving wife, make bail..
40) 12 hours later, get truck from impound yard.
Money spent:
Parts: $100.00
DUI: $2500.00
Impound fee: $75.00
Bail: $1500.00
Beer: $20.00
Total: $4,195.00
Knowing the job was done correctly..... Priceless

190 comments:

  1. Rule No. 1....go to Jiffy Lube.....Rule No. 2....read rule No. 1....

    giggle, snicker snicker..... good morning....wild blueberry JAVA upload process completed... lol

    Rikki

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  2. Well I don't feel well, won't be talking much today, took a fall last Wednesday and it is now getting the best of me, was holding a wall to the shed that was being built and a gust of wind about 35 mph took me over and I landed on some bricks around the flower bed, may have broken a rib or did some painful damage to a muscle in my back, haven't made it to a Doctor yet. This morning was the worst. But I better stop whining , and wish you all a Happy Easter, but remember what Easter is all about.. Later.

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    1. Hey Sarge - hugs. keep us posted on what's happening....I know there's nothing that can be done about broken ribs but hoping there's nothing more serious.... sending hugs to you.

      and AMEN to what Easter is about... without Jesus, we would have no hope...

      Rikki

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  3. Revision..... (I'm feeling bratty this morning)....
    Rule No. 1....Ask wife who guides you to Jiffy Lube....Rule No. 2 read rule No. 1.....Rule No. 3.....never question the wife


    sorry, couldn't resist.... all in good humor though. (smiles0

    rikki

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  4. Happy Easter from Nunya, here...to all.

    Woke up to a nice, gentle snow surprise out there. Love it!

    Have a great day, folks.



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  5. Was going to change my oil today (to make sure it's done properly)...but I'm all outta beer...

    I guess that means I won't be putting up that extra shelving in the garage, too.....

    Maybe I'll just relax, and contemplate what this day is all about?

    Nunya

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  6. This blessed Easter weekend we will commemorate mankind's blood-bought redemption from sin, when Jesus Christ was crucified and rose from the dead. Alleluia!

    In the midst of a heated election, now is a time for reflection on the "big picture" of the petty politics of our time. Such as how these past eight years have exposed "idol" Barack Obama for the weak but opportunistic self-serving community organizer that he is and one whose "legacy" of appeasing radical Islamists while persecuting Christians here in America and ignoring those dying at the hands of radicalized Muslims. It's his "legacy" he's fighting to defend instead of the eternal legacy of Jesus Christ.

    Note to Nunya Rule #1... Never run out of Beer, Good Grief.

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    1. there's lots of Rule No. 1's..... my favorite is Kevin's Rule No. 1 blog...from recent years ago.

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  7. Kevin,

    I believe a parent has two responsibilities to their children; raise them to be independent contributing members of society and to provide them with good childhood memories. Do this and your children will be rich.

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    1. Could not agree more. I work and strive to provide for my own in hopes that I fulfill exactly what you wrote. The first part is harder than the last, btw. And I'm sure you already know...

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    2. Yeah, the first is harder for sure. All you can do is model the behavior you want them to exhibit, keep the lines of communication open and hope for the best.

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  8. Hey all you Billy Joel fans... (me included)... His song Piano Man has been inducted into the Library of Congress... I think that's so totally awesome!

    http://hereandnow.wbur.org/2016/03/25/recordings-library-of-congress?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=storiesfromnpr

    Rikki

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  9. Patriotic Bikers, from all across the United States are planning to show up at ALL future TRUMP rallies to make sure that any paid agitator protesters don’t take away Mr. Trump’s right to speak. Or interfere with the rights of Trump supporters to safely attend. WE SHALL NOT BE SILENCED! The bikers plan to provide security outside of all future Trump rallies and events. They want to stop the paid protester agitators from the increasing atmosphere of violence.

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  10. Speaking of bikers and oil changes here is my little story. Now dont hold this against my hair color .

    I was a young heifer and really getting into all this riding and owning my first Hog
    So I ask my big brother that knows everything about Harley life how to change my oil. So i get down to putting the oil in and ask him where do I put it min at. He says right where it says OIL. Just pull that plug and pour the new stuff in. Ok simple enough and I dont need no stinking book as I have the so called expert telling me how to do it.
    A hour or a few beers goes by and I can not find the OIL plug. So I go in and tell him. But I did find the 710 plug
    He says that I dont know squat and there is no 710 plug. So out I go and bring the 710 plug back in and sit it down in front of him. Sure enough it says 710. He then tells me how my hair color has effected my brains.
    He then takes the plug that says 710 and turns it around to show me that it says OIL on it Thats my story and I am sticking to it.

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  11. Sara, Now that is funny:):) I needed that today.

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  12. Greatest man in history, had no servants, yet they called him Master. Had no degree, yet they called him Teacher. Had no medicines, yet they called him Healer. He had no army, yet kings feared Him. He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world. He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him. He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today. His name is Jesus.

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  13. Skippey yup!!

    Particularly this holy weekend, we must pray for those men, women and children being slaughtered by the Islamic State terrorists in Iraq and Syria and those other Christian victims of Islamist around the world. Only outspoken resistance to the world's passivity in the advent of the rise of Islam will the end goal – the establishment of a global caliphate – will the legacy of Christ prevail and the brutal legacy of Mohammad be contained.

    Despite all of our political troubles as Americans and our personal troubles as imperfect beings trying our best to live in the Glory of God, it is critical that not only do we remember our blessings as free citizens of this great nation blessed with a First Amendment freedom of religion; but that we remember our Christian brothers and sisters around the world who are not similarly blessed and who are suffering because of our failed leaders here in America.

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  14. Boy oh boy Looks like ole Batt Ass has really got some lady's fired up over on that blog by Rlynph He has really gone and done it now. You know the old saying about a women scorned?

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  16. Well which CJ chickeshit troll is posting on our fine blog? Afraid to identify yourself you creepy coward?

    So is it a chickenshit bait boy or a toilet swamping buttstache?

    Doesn't matter. You put the two together and they don't add up to a half wit.

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  18. Another post to be removed.

    Is it fun being an unidentified cowardly little troll sneaking around attacking your superiors there boy?

    Now go get your shine box and come on back.

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  19. Buttstache sure is a lot more talkative over on the urinal isn't he? He's just coming in here throwing a couple rocks then running away. Talks a lot more shit over there.

    Quiet as a little mouse over here isn't he?

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    1. He is scared to death. He knows how that IP monitoring that the blog moderator has works. He dont want it to come out as he will go POOF

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    2. He is a rock thrower, isn't he? It's to be expected.
      But he has a plethora to choose from with that large sack of Dicks to choose from. Bury it deep, batshit....!!!

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  20. One thing about him. You can always tell when he is coming around. His breath gives him away every time. Wonder how that works out at work? With those ugly teeth and that butt smell coming from his mouth its a wonder those CJ people can stand to be around him like they are.

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    1. Ya know, the situation could be resolved. If you could tolerate the stench downwind, that is....

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  21. I'm guessing old buttstasher doesn't mind the stench. Having your head in toilets all day I imagine would dull the sense of smell.

    Hey, here's an idea. Let's all stop in the docking building and leave something for old buttstasher. See how he enjoys cleaning our shit.

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  22. Been a long painful day but, you go with the flow. Hope everyone had a great day.

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  23. hoping you feel better soon Sarge...

    today was a blessed day -

    y'all have a great week - I'll visit when I can. hugs, rikki

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  24. After al....

    We can all express our views without being hurtful.

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  25. First and foremost, Sarge, you know how to get a hold of me and if you need anything while you get healed up let me know.

    Hear me!!!

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  26. No Sarge, no matter how hard we try to teach them they just don't seem capable of learning anything.

    Evidently living under porches, bridges, and rocks takes it's toll on a person.

    Today I celebrate our pet trolls...

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  27. Good morning. Nunya here.

    Yep...looks like ol' Batshit is really starting to annoy everyone over there.

    His disingenuous "I celebrate" bullshit is nothing but continual pure taunting of those who disagree with his idiocy, not to mention tht it's repeating, ad nauseam, the same freakin' taunt over and over and over again.

    I'd say I'm surprised the Urinal let's him get way with it...but I'm not.

    Here's a little tune specifically dedicated to Buttmunch Batshit.

    "Celebrate" THIS, a-hole:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU_y9FB0QKk

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  28. Hey Nunya, haven't you heard? They're celebrating the "golden age" of blogging on the urinal. That means they have run off most of those with opposing views so they can have their big old circle jerk without anybody harshing their mellow by pointing out what a bunch of skankass liars they are.

    That's how the ungodly fascist left sees success. Shut down all opposing views, leaving only yours.

    I say let them stew in their own juices. They are just having a big old circle jerk and buttstash is the ringmaster.

    By the way, I have change my name for him from buttstache to buttstash. Because he likes stashing things in his butt. Like things from that big old sack full of dicks he keeps.

    I invite him to come out of the closet and identify himself here. Show us he has even a tiny fraction of courage and maybe we won't think so little of him.

    Just some bunker humor for you folks. I know that ain't possible.

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  29. Here's an interesting little tidbit from Instapundit. Kind of explains what we are seeing at the CJ urinal and why they are behaving the way they are. Meagan McCardle writes:


    "I think we’re witnessing the end of the newspaper business, full stop, not the end of the newspaper business as we know it. The economics just aren’t there. At some point, industries enter a death spiral: too few consumers raises their average costs, meaning they eventually have to pass price increases onto their customers. That drives more customers away. Rinse and repeat . . .

    For twenty years, newspapers have been trying to slow the process with increasingly desperate cost cutting, but almost all are at the end of that rope; they can’t cut their newsroom or production staff any further and still put out a newspaper. There just aren’t enough customers who are willing to pay for their product what it costs to produce it."

    Instapundit adds:

    "Ahh, but that’s just it: ever since the late sixties, when the staff at Time magazine seemed baffled by its core readers — the very readers its then-recently deceased conservative founder had cultivated for nearly half a century — I’ve seen very little from the MSM that leads me to believe that it has great affection for either this country, or the majority of the people who inhabit it."

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  30. Let them celebrate their "golden age of crapola".... they've proven themselves comparable to dope heads... you can't talk common sense to dope heads and you can't talk common sense to the leftists....why?.... their brains checked out.

    rikki

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  32. watching the lunacy unfold between Cruz and Trump about their wives.... they both need to get off that track - Cruz started it though - but Trump didn't have to jump on the band wagon either...it just might cost them both come voting time... rikki

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    2. Nameless:

      What are your thoughts about posting who you are on here...so we know who we're addressing?!

      I prefer the candidates to talk about what they're going to do when they're in office - not attack each other's wives... etc.

      rikki

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    4. Nameless:
      I will not answer tabloid trash. Tabloid trash for campaign ads etc., is only a recipe for demise.

      If that's what you want in a candidate - one who spews tabloid trash just to gain brownie points then that doesn't say much for your long range view for hope for the future of America.

      Stick with the issues - that is what candidates should be doing. Focusing on fixing problems in America... not attacking each others wives.

      One thing that is for certain is that this election definitely is making history. Think about that. One candidate has never held any political office, one candidate has Cuban descent, one candidate is Jewish, and one candidate is a woman.

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  33. I see we have another ball less wonder replying to SSAH, Seems he is name less and talking about SSAH's name, Good Grief shithead ID yourself, hahahahahahhahaha Puke!

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  34. Hey, did you guys hear about the FAKE SCANDAL the CRAZY CONS are perpetrating against that honest, trustworthy, caring, and overall decent human being Hillary Clinton?

    The Republicans are FORCING the FBI to investigate and now they are going after her INNOCENT minions....I mean staffers. ...THREATENING them into making FALSE statements by FORCING IMMUNITY on them.

    Disgusting display of Republican dirty tricks.

    Disclaimer: not all information in the above post is factual. Especially the part about Clinton being human. Ever see the movie "They Live" starring Rowdy Rodney Piper? We need to pass out some sunglasses.

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  35. Here's an interesting little statistic.

    Somewhere around 90% of all comments from another website come from some troll that calls himself Battlestache. And a solid 100% of those are in celebration of some Golden Age he keeps babbling on about.

    Weird, huh ?

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  36. Kevin, I am certain there are some mental instability issues in play. You might take that into account on your criticism.

    Of course him being a certified asshole pretty much wipes out any slack that otherwise might be due.

    Carry on.

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  37. Looks like he is stalking people again.

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  38. Kevin, I am certain there are some mental instability issues in play. You might take that into account on your criticism.

    Of course him being a certified asshole pretty much wipes out any slack that otherwise might be due.

    Carry on.

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  39. Today I celebrate the unlimited options to voice one's opinions.

    If someone is uncomfortable with the rules concerning censorship of people's opinions on one website they can always find another one more suitable to their particular sensibilities elsewhere...

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    1. Exactly Kevin. Nameless does appear to be most unhappy with our posts here. If Nameless doesn't like what he reads then he can go back to that other place.... where it's boring.

      Rikki

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  40. Kevin, they have to be bored to death over on CJ, it is like a ghost town. If it wasn't for a few Conservative stopping by they wouldn't have anything going, hell they would be checking out each others body cavities. What one damn minute they do do that Good Grief what was I thinking.

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  41. Today I celebrate the carpet is getting done as I type, next mission is to have the whole carpet cleaned except these to rooms being done now, than on the market it goes.

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  42. This only proves that they're not happy with themselves nor are they happy with CJ.... and their so called "golden age" crapola is nothing more than artificial sunshine much like their personalities.
    Rikki

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  43. Democrats in the state of Georgia have demonstrated their hatred for Christians by pressuring the Governor to veto a bill guaranteeing freedom of religion for Christian businesses. Every democrat voted against it and the Republicans don't have the votes to override.

    The Governor was pressured by several ungodly unholy left wing businesses including Coca Cola, the NFL and a bunch of Hollywood ungodly left wing religious bigots.

    Once again we are seeing the war on Christianity at play. Shame on the demoncrats for opposing a bill banning discrimination and shame on the Republican Governor for lacking the courage to do the right thing.

    The war continues. But here's a little surprise. I've read the book, and I know how all this comes out. God told us this was exactly what would happen, and it is. It will only get worse. There is no political solution. But it doesn't end well for the godless liberals when they find out just how wrong they were.

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    2. That's one vote in favor of "my demagogue, right or wrong." How about the rest of you?

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  44. Nameless:

    Is it a "no holds barred" knock down drag out confrontation you are looking for?!

    Are things so boring for you over at the other place that you come over here to pick fights?


    rikki

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  45. Nameless punk is so jealous of SSAH He comes over here because he is a looser on CJ and he knows all the GREAT bloggers from CJ are here. They get more posts than he ever got His stalking Kevin and others shows how seriously ill he is.

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  46. I think he has a little bit of a gay crush thing going on. He harassed me all the time over on the urinal and now he has to come over here and stalk me.

    Sorry buttstash. I just don't go that way. You're kind of obsessed with me though, aren't you? That kind of grosses me out to be honest with you.

    Buttstash, you are welcome to not read my comments and even more welcome to not reply to them. I feel pretty safe in saying nobody here gives even a tiny shit about what trolls like you think. And besides, as soon as Kevin has a free minute your posts just disappear.

    So join us in celebrating the golden age of buttstash free blogging if you will. Right after you kiss my lily white ass. Oh wait, disregard that. I forgot that's kind of right down your alley.

    So go on back to the ungodly unholy circle jerk over there at the urinal with all your fellow Christian hating apostates.

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  47. I've owned this guy for so long it drives him crazy. I've handed him so many verbal beat downs over the years he can't stand it. But he must love humiliation, don't you agree?

    He's just another segment in the democrat human centipede. Eating the shit from the segment in front of him and feeding the segment behind him.

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  48. I wonder if ole Butt Ass's mother ever had any real children. There is no doubt that he was something his mother wished had ran down her leg after she seen it. Poor lady But maybe all of her little Sambo's were the same?

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  49. Mousey, Safe's rhetoric bothers me not at all. So tilt those big rodent ears to me and listen close: we are exercising our rights of free speech here. Safe's metaphysics are not necessarily mine, nor mine his. If you could get along with people you'd be welcome to join in, but I fear your postings' shelf life here isn't long. I know the cj blogs are boring right now, but what does it say to you when all the rest crave the postings and bits of wisdom from the 235 people? I know what it says to me, but I'd like the State U. perspective, too. So whadda ya say?

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    2. Hey, when did I mention the "reputation" of any "alma mater?" Your own inferiority complex makes you refer to such things, but when did I ever do so here? I'll wait for awhile, but you won't find anything, will you?

      Talk about mediocre ... .

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  50. Ken, sounds like you have never been stabb, in the back before, Just saying. :)

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  51. Nameless,

    you don't have the CJ Moderators over here to protect you....you do realize that don't you?

    There's no one for you to tattle to when your feelings get hurt over here...

    Are you really sure that you want to start verbal confrontations over here considering your track record of getting bitch slapped over at CJ???

    rikki

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  52. Rikki, what kind of language is that shame on you! Lol Feeling much better today maybe a couple more days and I will feel just like a old man again Lol Hugs.

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    1. hugs back at ya Sarge.... glad you're feeling better.

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  53. This guy has come out on the losing end of every attack he has tried on the Captain, same as he has with me. The Captain and I tag team him. I beat him up, the Cap slaps him down. It's been fun over the year. He gives it his pathetic best and we send him crying to his in loco parentis, the CJ Urinal moderators.

    No moderators to whine to here buttstash. Sorry. Your posts will be gone as soon as Kevin gets around to it.

    You are as temporal here as you are in real world. Briefly passing through, doing the bidding of the prince of this earth, one day to meet your Creator only to be sent to the lake of fire for your heretical attacks on his people. No moderator there. You passed on him by attacking those who follow him.

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  54. I don't think this is Batty. It sounds a lot more like Learned Hand (aka "Hand Job"). Unless they're one and the same.

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  55. Ken, not sure. Has some buttstash overtones to it, but you could be right. Learned hand job is less fluent than buttstash and more imbecilic.

    One thing for sure they both are very sensitive to being called out as ungodly unholy Christian hating anti-American left wing radicals.

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  56. Oh and by the way my cowardly anonymous friend. Kevin will be by soon enough to take out the trash and you'll be gone.

    Bye bye. Come back around when you feel the need to be humiliated and pimp slapped.

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  57. I like the nice little contributions by our new friend. They don't bother me a bit.
    But how come they don't reply or respond to me?
    I feel left out.
    Be sure to include me in your pretentious petulance, for I am the salt of the earth as well. If you get one, be sure and get them all, ya know.
    But I will remind our friend, they have added nothing to the discussion. Honest contributions have value in my eyes. But showing up in another's home making accusation will surely make you a target.
    Slow your roll, new guy. Some of us play by a different set of rules.
    And btw, nobody uses a burner these days. That's so 2010.
    But what would you know...
    Have a great day. Get some air, you need it.

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  58. Come to think of it, it's just like ISIS, IS, ISIL or what ever we are calling it these days. These silly kids are always changing the language. Dubious, isn't it.
    But any back to my point. It's a hit and run job. This new guy like to hide in the shadows, take a couple random shots, and then cut and run. Absolutely diabolical.
    Oh, the horror....

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  59. Poor Butt wash had some of his post pulled on the urinal. maybe that is why he is so upset at us. Of course it must have been one of us that was booted that did it. Go cry to the mods boy

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  60. Awwww, is that why he's being petulant?

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    1. Skippey, lets get this right, when you call battshit boy, it spelled BOY!! got it? Good. hahahahahhaha

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    2. O K Boy! the things a guy has to do now days.
      And Batt Ass that is BOY with a BIG B not roy

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  62. Well, the state offices are getting ready to close. I guess that's the end of our little playfriends for the day. Too bad I work the private sector, ya know, having to be concerned with production and all.
    It would be fun to to approach the state IT director with that IP address. I'm sure Kevin is too much of a stand up guy to slide that a cross the table.
    Maybe if I get a few IPA's in him at the summit?
    The ol truth serum...... Hahahaha.

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  63. Skippey your not mad at me are ya? :(

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    1. How could a person be mad at the guy that gave him his first beer at the summit. That old saying Dont Bite The Hand That feeds You And all the beer I drank came from you. LOL

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  64. And no, I don't believe our latest troll was Batshit at all.

    I've only noticed on person refer to our little Bunker here as a vacuum.

    Mr. Yellow Pearl himself.

    What I don't understand is that if this place is such an irrelevant vacuum why spend so much time here?

    Anyway, Mousy, I've told you before, identify yourself and your nonsense will stay put.

    Otherwise it'll go all poof every time...

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  65. Well I always had Yellow Puss figured as a back stabber after reading some of his comments on CJ.

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  66. They act like they hate us, but notice well how their own environment has gone sterile and they come HERE for stimulation. Again, what does that say for them and what does it say for us?

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    1. I wish, and I know this may be asking too much, that they would engage in a debate on the issues instead of name calling. Anyone can call names. It just isn't fun and provides no mental stimulation.

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  67. Kevin, I didn't get to see that reply comment to me that was removed, but if it was personal in nature, I will agree with you that it was Rocky that smelly yellow squirrel, that tries to pass his self off as a pearl. Thinks he know what goes on with only half of the facts, a complete idiot. Only vacuum around here is his brain.

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  68. They do seem to need the stimulation, huh?

    Without someone to hate they're pretty much lost...

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  69. well, if the lost want things how they used to be, then they need to stop being such butts and actually contribute to discussions without the unnecessary crapola


    Nameless will need to stop being gutless and say who he is.

    rikki

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  70. for dinner tonight, left over pork pot roast turned into stew...with Italian bread on the side.... yum yum....

    rikki

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  71. later y'all...I'm headed into town for a little bit. Have a great evening.

    Rikki

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  72. Hey Sarge, Sorry to hear you had a tumble and I hope you are feeling better. You have put a lot of work into that house and I am sure it will sell real soon. Good luck to a smooth sell.

    OVomit makes me sick with his goofy smirk. I wish someone would wipe that smirk off his face.

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  73. Well one things for sure, our chickenshit anonymous friend doesn't like me. Tried to convince you all how crazy I am and you should see it like he does.

    He would have more luck convincing a Bernie Sanders supporter to take a bath, get a job and pay taxes.

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  74. Damn it SSAH!!You aren't crazy? Hell man that is why I liked you, you were crazy like me, Good Grief! Oh well there is always Kevin, Skippey OP, the Capt etc. etc.

    ROSE: I am really now at the easy part, been a long year and a half. Oh and the falls really suck, older you get the longer to heal. Thanks for the mention and hope you are still improving stay well.

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  75. I was in a pet shop when I noticed a Muslim girl with the most amazingly colored parrot perched on her shoulder.

    "Where did you get that from?" I asked.

    "Germany. There's fucking thousands of 'em!" said the parrot.



    Still drawing breath...

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  76. Hope you guys have been tending your vegetable trees.
    I have a feeling there will be a bumper crop this year.

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  77. There's nothing like some fresh picked carrots and peas off my vegetable tree. Better than eating at the Golden Cornell.

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  78. Before I head out, want to make note of my favorite stories of the day.
    1. Capitol police shoot a man out side the National Capitol. And shoot an innocent bystander....and they aren't talking about it. Having a hard time with that.
    2. The national news talking about keyless cars. And how people are leaving them run in the garage, for getting to shut them off.
    Yep, I'm outraged alright. These people shouldn't be allowed to drive. Probably the same type to leave a child in the backseat in summertime. And using the same logic as the liberal, it's totally the car and manufacturers fault. Need, more control.

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    1. Hammertime, obviously you've not driven a keyless Prius :). Super easy to forget it is running.....please don't ask me how I know. I've got a reputation to protect.

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  79. Good grief....
    Just push the button.

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  80. This ol' vacuum of ours sure does attract a lot of attention.

    117 comments...

    And 559 page views so far.

    Suck on that trolls...

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  81. Well a very early good morning to the bunker dwellers 1;21 am, had to get up to take a couple pain pills might as well throw in a sleep aid also, just have to decide what I want to wash it down with. :)

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  82. Good morning boys and girls!

    It truly is the Golden Age of 235 Blogs! I celebrate the freedom to have open discussions of anything, without piss-ant partisan leftist moderators imposing their will, and removing things they don't agree with!

    Looks like Buttstash got his rules-breaking attack posts removed. Everyone say "Aaawwwww...."

    I guess someone may have deduced the same thing I said about them being, basically, just snarky attacks, AND 'repeating the same thing over and over again, in the same and several blogs'.

    I guess that's what happens when you can't be civil over there. Why...it appears it CAN even happen to a buttmunch!

    That's OK...there's plenty of taxpayer-supplied toilet paper at work for him to wipe away his tears. (I'd suggest he might even want to stand near one of those automatic restroom deodorizers as it sprays, too?!)

    And, it trul is the 'Golden-Paint-Covered-Cowpie-Age' over at the urinal. And, who can the urinal thank for THAT?!

    THAT'S RIGHT! You guessed it! None other than that guy who inspired a story about the demise of a bar becuase of his ignorant arrogant ass...ol' MFA Batshit!

    Job well done! Strutting around thinking he is King of All Shit, all the while hurting the people who have been protecting him and allowing his idiotic nonsense...the folks at the Urinal!

    Give yourself a pat on the back, Buttstash! In true liberal fashion, you are destroying the very thing you support, with your hypocritical commie crap!

    Yes, I "CELEBRATE" the imminent just-rewards that will eventually engulf ol' 'Stash...as it will all be well-deserved.

    I do, however, worry a bit about the safety of innocent people in a public facility...y'know...once his already-fractured mental issues cause him a complete break from any reality. I do hope someone is keeping a close eye on him. I mean...it's a good thing to give mentally/emotionally-ill people a menial job 9mostly not dealing with the public)..if they can handle it. It's quite another to put the public at risk from doing so.

    Here's a little tune that I'm sure ol' Batty can identify with:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV-2pWpMQWM

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  83. ^^^^^Nunya, up there....yup..first cup...too early....^^^^^

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  84. From Bocephus, "Keep The Change"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDvBmWOf8m0&feature=youtu.be

    Have a good day,

    Nunya

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  85. Every time there is another attack by Islamic terrorists the loudest voice heard is always barack hussein Obama demanding an immediate all encompassing comprehensive attack in response to any anti Islamic speech that might be heard. Followed immediately by a command not to prejudge the culprits, because it might just be workplace violence.

    Every time some criminal thug is shot assaulting a police officer or a law abiding citizen however, an immediate call goes out to disarm law abiding citizens everywhere to prevent further killing of criminals during their crimes.

    Almost like this guy doesn't like America very much, isn't it?

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  86. The hillbeast says no more debates with Bernie the commie unless he stops attacking her. Pretty rich stuff from someone who attacks her opposition with a constant barrage of lies.

    Bernie the commie needs to be on his guard. Standing between the hillbeast, or any Clinton for that matter, and what they want is a very precarious place to be. The Clintons have left a long string of dead bodies behind them. These people play hardball.

    But the good news is, Hillary is going down, and I don't mean on Huma. The FBI has her number. Either she gets indicted or the rule of law ceases to exist. If obama manages to prevent her from being indicted he's got some splainin' to do. Her campaign won't be worth the time of day at that point. And then they have to drag old stumblin bumblin Joe out of mothballs and try to run him which is an easy win for the Republicans.

    This election is the Republicans to lose. All the ungodly demoncrats have is an old Soviet loving commie and a criminal who is headed to jail. They'll still get all the votes of the gibmedats and the fellow commies, but that's not enough.

    I just wish we had a real viable candidate who stood tall. Trump and Cruz both make me nervous, for different reasons.

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  87. Safe, you know the P.C. narrative is almost the most pernicious possible. They stick to their blame America first line whatever the event. They remind me of some hair-shirt wearing monk of medieval times, always bemoaning the lack of virtue. Only virtue now means the P.C. ones, which are even worse.

    P.C. almost is a religion. So us non-P.C. folk MUST be wicked!!

    And those Hyde Park Obamas have been steeped in this culture for years.

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  88. You know Bernie the commie got soaked in that Hyde Park radicalism as well. Hyde Park was a hotbed of radical activity. Bernie got his real deep exposure to communism hiding behind socialism there. Then years later Obama ended up there steeping in that ungodly left wing soup.

    That's home to Bill Ayers and Bernadette Dorn. He of fame for being the first terrorist to try to destroy the Pentagon before the 9/11 terrorists tried. She of fame for laughing when told about the Manson killing, commenting how the "pigs" got what they deserved. Nice people. He of course was also instrumental in launching Obama's political career and many believe he actually wrote Obama's first book.

    Also home to the very unreverend Wright, the socialist preacher of course famous for cursing America in God's name.

    Quite a culture, that little enclave of Hyde Park.

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  89. Do you wonder if the lefties very favorite luminary, Mr. Alinsky, used to hang out in Hyde Park, too?

    Interesting to mention Rev. Wright in this regard. Isn't it odd that Obama threw him under the bus with such alacrity, all the while refusing to condemn any imams?

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  90. Let's talk about political correctness. In the following post, copied from this page, above, the poster writes:

    Still Safe at HomeMarch 27, 2016 at 12:54 PM
    Another post to be removed.

    Is it fun being an unidentified cowardly little troll sneaking around attacking your superiors there boy?

    Now go get your shine box and come on back.
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    I'm sure you'd all agree that this poster has stripped from his language all the "political correctness" that you'd find objectionable. He's "called a spade, a spade." That is, he's addressed some putatively offending other poster as "boy" and told that poster to "go get your shine box." In other words, he's used the terminology that he and you believe ought to be used. I.e., he's been politically correct by your standards.

    This post made at the request of persons asking for substantive discussion of issues. (See, KansasTruthTellerMarch 28, 2016 at 5:13 PM)

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  91. Well, well, well, it's our old friend, Mousey. Why don't you identify yourself so you can stay awhile. 'Cause if'n you don't, your postings will go to our "Bermuda Triangle." I think you can figure out what goes on there.

    And quit acting like an injured wren. If you can't tell when Safe is being facetious, perhaps you'd really prefer to go on a therapy blog or write about bicycles and baseball.

    Now I know you're dying to accuse me of flaunting a college or veteran status, when I've done neither, so go right ahead.

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  92. A long time ago, I posted elsewhere as "Learned Hand," and today I made the following post here:

    Anonymous
    March 29, 2016 at 8:19 AM
    Let's talk about political correctness. In the following post, copied from this page, above, the poster writes:

    Still Safe at HomeMarch 27, 2016 at 12:54 PM
    Another post to be removed.

    Is it fun being an unidentified cowardly little troll sneaking around attacking your superiors there boy?

    Now go get your shine box and come on back.
    ***************************************
    I'm sure you'd all agree that this poster has stripped from his language all the "political correctness" that you'd find objectionable. He's "called a spade, a spade." That is, he's addressed some putatively offending other poster as "boy" and told that poster to "go get your shine box." In other words, he's used the terminology that he and you believe ought to be used. I.e., he's been politically correct by your standards.

    This post made at the request of persons asking for substantive discussion of issues. (See, KansasTruthTellerMarch 28, 2016 at 5:13 PM)

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  93. Well, do you have some point to discuss here? Welcome to the home of substantive discussion of issues.

    Here's a hint for you. If you enter this blog insulting and offending it's members, you will get responded to in kind. That's what you did, and that's what you got.

    If you choose to remain anonymous then any other anonymous post will likely be attributed to you.

    This isn't the CJ urinal where everybody is "celebrating" and posting about nonsense. This is the other side of the street.

    Since you seem to have the biggest beef with me, bring it on. But I have very little tolerance for anonymous insults. And you might have noticed, neither does the owner of this blog.

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  94. Learned Hand your a punk and you know it, didn't have the guts to show up at the court house to have a little chat, but you sure could run the lips behind a key board, and not I repeat not knowing all the fact you don;t have a clue what went on behind the closed doors, Again you are a gutless punk!

    Be Prepared!!

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  95. Now you're just repeating yourself. Where's that "substantive discussion of issues" you are so ready for.

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  96. Well folks, did I call that one or what??!! Yeah, Hand Job, you need to sign up to post here as a member. You've written some pretty mean stuff to people. Especially Sarge, I remember well when you were trying to incite others against him. I also remember that Safe and Lucy were my main partners in minding one's own beeswax instead. (I'll never forget those exchanges). I don't really care that you were nasty to me, I look at it the same way I would look at a tick biting me, but you were plain spooky to Preachers Wife.

    Yep, you're not even a for real lefty. You just like to mock anyone and everyone.

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  97. Information Learned Hand job is a old guy maybe a couple years younger than me, he made a mistake and put his birth year out on Lucy's blog long ago, he never got old enough to pull his head out of his ass. But I welcome your punk ass to our next summit, really I do.

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  98. I knew you guys weren't serious. You aren't looking for a name you can address, directly; you're fishing for identity information so you can locate a person and attack him instead of any matter he suggests discussing.

    Now as for "Sarge" and "Preacher's Wife," both got from me what they deserved. "Sarge" is James Reeder, the convicted jury poisoner who cost us taxpayers thousands and a missed felony conviction for murder, all because he couldn't follow a judge's simple instruction.

    "Preacher's Wife" (and her spouse) are engaged in the two enterprises of recruiting parishioners into financial schemes and mixing faith with partisan politics, at the peril of the congregant's mortal soul. Both matters ought to result in the revocation of their sect's tax-free status.

    I'll keep an eye on you guys and say a few things from time to time but not expect anything but your typical indifference to outside opinion and surliness.

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  99. Well, that settles that for me anyway. He is persona non gratis at this point. I would suggest Kevin delete any and all posts at his leisure. That's my opinion, anyway.

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  100. When you're the sort of poster who even Boswell Blue and Lucy condemn and Batty shys away from, well, Bingo ... .

    It isn't outside opinion that we object to, Hand Job, it's your general attitude. You love to insult people and hell, you probably think it's funny that YP or Batty gets wrongly accused. Wonder how I guessed your identity? That little crack about protecting the ladies, when all I (and a bunch of us) did was tell you to quit the spooky talk at PW.

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  101. Thanks for the admission. I'll pass it along to whomever it's interesting.

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  102. Well dipstick, I don't know how you could profess to know anything about the status of anyone's "mortal soul". Since that's a matter between an individual and God, and you have no commune with God but instead are a minion of Satan, I'd say it's pretty offensive for you to be discussing matters of God and souls.

    Perhaps you should stick to areas you are familiar with and avoid those you know nothing about, such as what constitutes peril to anyone's soul.

    As for your lies and insults about our friend Preacher's Wife, here is the truth.

    Matthew 5;11,12
    11 “Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. 12 Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you."

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  103. Sarge, nobody here even cares in the least about any of that. Old history that was manipulated by idiots like our interloper and a pliable godless left wing CJ Urinal, which used to be a newspaper.

    John 8:7 “Let any one of you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone.”

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  104. See guys, you can have a discussion of issues with someone like Boz. Even Barty and Slash. You'll get more of a real discussion of issues with Bat than you will with Hand Job.

    But hey Hand Job, since you're already here, tell me what it would feel like to have a popularity contest with Bat ----- and take home that vaunted participation trophy. Sure Bat's a hypocritical little narc, but your utter nihilism puts you in a class all by yourself. Yeah, Hand I suppose I am "that kind of guy."

    I used to think you were interesting: until you wanted to condemn someone without listening to their side of the story. Then in your second iteration you hounded PW and myself. Here you started with me, but soon found someone else to try to torment.

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    1. Neither has an exonerating side of the story. Reeder's already admitted his malfeasance, above, and what's the "side of the story" where a preacher and his wife tie together participation in a finance company with religion by day and political ideology with religion by night?

      You know, I have more respect that I used to have for the clergy, generally, because I can see now how important it is for people to have hope--even if it's hope that there's some kind of supernatural salvation; but I can't respect people who prey on others praying.

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  105. Ken, he hand job is like a crazy uncle that reads the head lines of a news paper than try,s to tell others what's in the whole paper.

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  106. I actually have had several debates with Slash. I haven't seen her around in a while, hope all is well.

    I always found Slash to be well informed and enjoyed our debates. She was wrong of course, but it never reverted to insults which is very uncommon from the unholy left these days.

    I also used to argue with Nimper. Nimper goes back to the old dsys with the Captain and I. He was always fairly civil unless provoked. I had some lengthy discussions with him. I actually think he would have enjoyed coming out to the summit. He always struck me as decent guy.

    Of course my all time favorite was Methead Mel. Great photoshop artist and general provocateur. I don't think he really cared who he offended, he just liked to jump in the fray. Plus he was hilarious. Captain, I always suspected he was Allah's monkey, forget his name.

    But we have a different breed today. Times change, sometimes for the worse.

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  107. It's a testament to our popularity that the lefties decide to come here instead of cj. Indeed, I think Slash & Boz would be good additions. But Bat won't show up because he can't whine to mods, Lucy is afraid of us, then we get people like Hand Job, who's also been banned at cj and really only wants to torment us. I wonder who got Hand Job banned at cj? If it was Bat, that just goes to show that a broken clock will give you good time twice a day.

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  108. I'd probably give Slash and even Boz a chance here. Lucy is a odd duck. She claims she never reads anybody's posts but she is pretty well versed in what we say. Plus all she does is regurgitate talking points excreted by her left wing sources. And she's a little delusional imagining herself to be a writer of screenplays.

    Buttstash isn't interested in debate. Never has been. He's a pure troll. He gets some kind of psychosexual pleasure out of what he does. Hell, nobody's posting over on CJ and he's still getting posts pulled which tells you what he's all about.

    Hand job. Beneath contempt in my book. Brings nothing of value. Delete on sight would be my advice.

    If any of them showed up here and acted in good faith, most of us would engage. Especially when we can have honest conversation without always being ratted out by gutter snipes.

    I take a look over there once in a while. Pretty dull. The last post I saw was from Patty, bunch of insane rambling. She's kind of an idiot savant, except for the savant part.

    This is where the fun is. I'm enjoying this a lot. Hope it keeps going. Hat tip to Mr McGinty and KTT for a job well done.

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  109. I'm not banned from Cj....nope....and I ain't going back to them either - tired of their double standard rules and nonsense.

    rikki

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    1. furthermore, it IS more fun here - like what Cj used to be before the jerks showed up with their nonsense.

      rikki

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    2. and another thing... with the leftists who show up here only says one thing loudly....they can't live without interaction with us here.

      I am thankful for the Bunker -

      rikki

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    3. and one more thing.... being that the leftists show up here....some not brave enough to get their toes wet in the comments here... get a spine and some guts... sneaking around and gawking is rude... if y'all gots something to say spit it out or just stop showing up.

      rikki

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  110. Rikki, they hate us but they can't live without us. Funny, isn't it?

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  111. Probly cause they're tired of reading about bicycles and Royals baseball. This is much more interesting.

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  112. that's because they're not content to be who they are that they want to be like us.... The Bunker is proven successful because they keep showing up....sounds like they want to mutiny from the CJ...... lol

    rikki

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  113. They're so attached to the CjMods that they're afraid to be individuals who stand on their own...

    rikki

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  114. the lefties come around, lurk, gawk, etc., and the reason they don't comment is because they know their crapola isn't going control anyone here.... the lefties and the Cj Mods...they deserve each other....

    rikki

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  115. Poor little Dears over on CJ, lonely as a minnow by it's self in a black fish bowl.

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  116. Did our minnow get swallowed by a carp? Maybe he got caught up in that trap and is in some shop with the other minnows.

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  117. Carps are great scavenging suckers (they have no teeth unless I'm incorrect about that).... the lefties who lurk, gawk, and hide would be good bait...

    lol

    rikki

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  118. well, if at the lake...we see some unexplained bubbles appear from the deep... we'll know what happened...

    giggles....

    rikki

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  119. well, I don't want to dominate the thread this afternoon.... going to sit back for a while -

    got some stuff to get done anyhow...

    later y'all...

    hugs, rikki

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  120. And I think I'll let our new friend, Hand job's comments remain, for now anyway and here's why.

    By finally identifying himself he's shown a willingness to do as he's told.

    And who knows, if he keeps up the good work maybe we can teach him to do other tricks as well...

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  121. Posole in the making! My handsome hubby started it....browned the beef roast (I know you can use Pork also)....I like it with beef roast too..... added the spices.... and put it in the crock pot.... I tasted the broth after I got home from work today... he did a great job balancing the spices...

    here's the kicker...he doesn't like posole....

    I've got the posole softening on the stove top.... later on I'll add it to the meat in the crock....

    good eatin' here in the very near future y'all...

    Rikki

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  122. now don't go and confuse posole with menudo... me no likey menudo... it has tripe - yuk!

    posole is the corn and the meat with broth and spices.... and a mighty fine soup it makes.

    rikki

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  123. And if it's made just right it'll light you up...

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  124. Kevin have you eaten posole before? if you have then you know how down right awesome it is....

    some folks like to add cut up radises and cabbage to it as a garnish... me... just give me a bowls' worth and a big spoon... no garnish needed... giggles


    rikki

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  125. Mom is of Spanish descent...from New Mexico. My ancestral roots run deep in New Mexico. Love the food there.


    Has anyone been to the La Placida in Old Town Albuquerque? It was once a hacienda for a distant relative of my grandmother's on another lineage of the family tree. it's really cool how they saved old town Albuquerque..... and also Old Town Santa Fe...

    When cities hold onto their beginning heritage....it's awesome. Has anyone been to Olvera Street in Los Angeles, Calif.? It's like old town... from Spanish colonial days in California. THat's an awesome place too.
    rikki

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  126. Question for the anonymous posters who identify yourself - why don't you just get a google account and sign in with your screen name? Seems easier than always having to tell us who you are.

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    1. I'm not that computer savy...tried once.... messed up... so I just do the anonymous and sign my name... I'm happy with it...

      Rikki

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  127. Just went to the urinal to see what buttstash was doing on Daves blog. The fact that CJ lets that asshole do that says everything you need to know about them. They are just another bunch of godless left wingers. They are obviously opposed to conservative thought.

    It is getting worse because we are in election season. That's when the godless left wing media turns up the heat. Virtually all the media these days are just operatives for the unholy left democrat party. And that certainly includes that pathetic dying newspaper.

    Newspapers know their days are short. They are in the tank for the left because they think they will keep the newspaper industry alive as long as they allow themselves to be controlled by their ungodly masters.

    Just another reason for a conservative revolution. Let these left wing newspapers die off and go away.

    CJ is our version of Pravda.

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  128. "'Preacher's Wife' (and her spouse) are engaged in the two enterprises of recruiting parishioners into financial schemes and mixing faith with partisan politics, at the peril of the congregant's mortal soul. Both matters ought to result in the revocation of their sect's tax-free status."

    Interesting, LH exactly what financial schemes do we recruit parishioners into? How many times have I asked for money for something that was intended to make a financial gain? Heck, name one time I have ever asked anyone, member or nonmember for money? As for partisan politics and faith, I have every right to hold a public opinion on elected officials of this country. It is called the first amendment. Also I have freedom to practice my faith in any manner that does not harm another, so I am free to call lying, immoral, sociopathic, killing muslim loving politicians like HC and BO what they are.

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  129. Good morning, y'all.

    Nunya here.

    Mr. Beckmann says " I have every right to hold a public opinion on elected officials of this country. It is called the first amendment. Also I have freedom to practice my faith in any manner that does not harm another, so I am free to call lying, immoral, sociopathic, killing muslim loving politicians like HC and BO what they are."

    Exactly. In addition, ANYONE has the First Amendment rights of free speech and freedom OF religion to talk about God or Jesus Christ, or to wear Christian symbols or clothing or clothes with, say, Jesus on a tee-shirt, or anything else of that nature, anywhere and anytime we want to. In public places, in public buildings, kids in schools (elementary through college), etc., and absolutely nobody should be able to deny those ACTUAL rights (which are real, and not imaginary like the onslaught of phoney "rights" liberals keep coming up with, only to sink us further into the abyss in their excavation project to Hell, and closer to their unholy, Godless version of 'socialist secularism...no Christians or Jews allowed'.

    Satan worshippers like Rev. Wright are free to get all political from the puplit, and even curse our nation...and the left is just fine with that.

    Beckmann, we "celebrate" your First Amendment rights and freedom to stand at the pulpit, and to identify and warn your congregation of those in high places who do the devil's work.

    That is, simply, your job, and your calling. Protected by the First Amendment.

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  130. Nunya, again.

    Yep...ol' Buttstash is over there breaking rules...AGAIN. Same thing...OVER and OVER again. And, basically...nothing but very thinly-veiled attacks against Trabert.

    You'd THINK anyone at the Urinal would have brains enough to get rid of that destructive vermin...permanently.

    Yet...they keep allowing it.

    Wonder how that blue dress looks on him?

    (Never mind...don't really wanna know!)

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  131. Nunya again.

    Speaking of Trabert's blog...it is criminal that taxpayer-funded employees can pad their taxpayer-funded tax-free pensions to those ridiculous amounts to rip us off, and soak the taxpayers for even more for the rest of their lives...especially when they have never actually paid a penny in net-positive tax to the government entity of which they work (city, county, state, fed level)during their entire career at that place.

    Yet, they enjoy all the very same taxpayer-funded infrastructure and benefits that we net-positive, private-sector taxpayers have been getting soaked for more and more all our working lives..AND we have to pay taxes on our retirements.

    Way past time to start fixing that unfair injustice, and start making public employees live under the same kinds of retirement accounts, etc., as the rest of us, who have funded their entire lives in the first place (including them paying any taxes on everything owned bought with taxpayer dollars paid to them...WITH the taxpayer dollars paid to them).

    We can't keep these public employee Ponzi schemes going.

    The ONLY public workers who should be allowed special pensions are the ones who do dangerous, early-burn-out jobs...like police and firefighters, etc.(and even they shouldn't be allowed 'overtime-pension-padding' schemes like the ones in Trabert's excellent blog.)

    Paper pushers can just damn well get a 401k or something...like their bosses (us net-positive private-sector taxpayers) have to gamble on.



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    1. A pension is just part of a compensation package intended to attract and retain employees. If the compensation is not set properly then you will only attract lower level employees. Any employer, including the government, should try to attract the best employees

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  132. Nunya, Dave always puts a nice blog for discussion and Battshit always shows right up to ruin the whole blog, Good Grief battshit should be horse whip.

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  133. It's weird because I thought he was about about celebrating The Golden Age of cj's diverse blogging community...

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  134. Wait a minute... Of course he is...

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  135. Nunya here.

    Yep, Sarge. Trabert digs in to find the dirt that ALL net-positive (private-sector) taxpayers should be concerned about, in exposing waste, inefficiencies, corruption (like padding pensions with OT), and all liberals can do (Buttstash, especially) is to foam at the mouth and go on the attack.

    I have a feeling that Batshit MFA will eventually face a horrific karmic experience that even someone as evil as he could never imagine...and when he does...he should not wonder why.

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  136. Oh and a good morning to you all. Nunya he will get his DO sooner or later.

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  137. Nunya again.

    Gee...looks like tbey are getting desperate for blogs over there! Now, they have to run two identical "Rebecca blogs" to...y'know...fill up space and try to get more clicks!

    Here's one dedicated to Obama, with a special mention to Obama's little local evil-doing Satanic followers, specifically Buttstash MFA...for blaming everyone but themselves:

    "I Blame Everyone":

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tXSor1Y7AA

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  138. Hey Nunya, I've been digging around looking for your bar story.

    I don't suppose you remember where you left it, do you?

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  139. Hey Kev...sorry. Nope. I didn't copy it before it got pulled. Someone on here (don't remember who) said they copied it.

    Anyone?

    What I REALLY oughta do is write that kind of stuff in Word, save it and THEN post it, huh?!

    Actually, I bet there's a certain MFA who has collected it. Maybe if we ask nicely, he'll repost it here?

    Hey, Buttmunch batshit? Would you please be kind enough to repost the story of Mr. Friday Afternoon's business-killing exploits here? We sure would "celebrate" you contributing positively to the "Golden Age of 235 Blogs".

    Thank you!

    (I'm sure he'll be glad to help us out!)

    Time for work! Gotta a WHOLE LOTTA parasites to feed and buy nice stuff for with my dwindling, overtaxed paycheck!

    Nunya

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    1. I think I did been looking, have no idea where I filed it, but still looking.

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  140. Nope sorry this is all I could come up with.

    Nunya's rules 2-29-16
    Nunyas poem
    Nunys post on Consitution.

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  141. Well, the way buttmunch is carrying on over on Dave's blog is pretty much all you need to know about CJ, isn't it? And the fact that CJ lets it stand just proves what we all have been saying about that godless left wing birdcage liner rag.

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  142. And Ray, I'm with you on this one. This guy is way over the top with that nonsense. He's a godless left wing troll and somehow he got obsessed with you and PW. What happened? Did he hear one of your sermons and feel some conviction about what a hopeless sinner he is and his need of a savior just like all the rest of us? So he's lashing out at you because he's afraid Satan may get angry with him for listening to God's word accidently?

    Well, I guess he is only exposing his ignorance. Old saying. Better to be thought a fool than open your mouth and prove it. He should listen.

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  143. Hillary is beating the drum again for more gun laws to restrict our second amendment rights. She says if we prevent any deaths it's worth it.

    But she supports unrestricted killing of unborn babies, right up to the minute they are delivered. In her world a woman can be in the delivery room and change her mind and say just kill it instead, I don't want it now.

    She pretends to be all upset by a bunch of phony statistics about gun violence and people dying. But she's proud of 60 million babies murdered by abortion since Roe v Wade. That's just crazy.

    So she defends abortion saying Roe v Wade is the law, and it's rooted in the constitution which is a lie. So abortion is untouchable because it's "rooted in the constitution".

    Whereas she and the rest of her godless party are perfectly happy to trample all over an actual right secured by the constitution, in fact in the bill of rights. That's pretty rooted in the constitution, I'd say. And it has already been upheld by the Supreme Court twice.

    So she find things in the constitution that aren't there, and can't see things that are. And this woman wants to be the president of the United States.

    This just emphasizes how important this election is. If she's elected she appoints at least one Supreme Court Justice. And the balance shifts to 5-4 liberal so forget the constitution. And our gun rights go away.

    I know Trump is appealing just because the unholy left is scared to death of him, and it's lots of fun watching them shit their pants over him. But in all seriousness, do any of you believe he can actually win? My gut says the demoncrats will use tactics that will make you sick. They will lie, they will use the media which is already an arm of the democrat party.

    I'm afraid if you combine all the damage he does all by himself with the damage the ungody left will do we'll end up with a Hillary presidency. And I think obama will stifle the criminal charges she is well warranted to be charged with.

    And remember, a huge block of voters vote out of stupidity. They don't follow anything, all they know is a few soundbites and what makes them feel good. How else do you explain the level of support an old Soviet commie like Bernie is getting?

    I'm starting to lean towards Cruz more every day. What do you guys think? Do you really think Trump can win? And do you think other than pissing off beyond belief a bunch of godless liberals he will really advance the Conservative agenda?

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  144. And by the way anonymous dipshit. You don't need to screen capture anything around here. People here aren't a bunch of cowards. What we say isn't going anywhere because we don't go back and delete it out of fear of dipshits ratting to the moderators.

    And exactly what do you imagine you would do with a screen shot of anything here? Show it to your friends so they can all gasp at the brutes on the bunker? Then they can all faint from the shock of it all.

    Now go get your shine box.

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  145. Wait you haven't shined my boots yet...

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  146. Damn Kevin I just ran down and bought a collar for the poof guy. :)

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  147. This guy is obsessed with a few people over here. Frankly I would suggest to the point of symptoms of mental illness.

    This is what happens when you let a stray mangy dog out from under the porch and give him a chance to join the family. He chases the chickens and bites people. And probably has rabies, mange for sure.

    Too bad you can't get a digital restraining order.

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  148. Frankly he give me the creeping willies.

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  149. I gave him a chance to join in on the conversation yesterday and he just couldn't handle it.

    Kinda reminds me of Batshit.

    Neither one of em can handle being a decent human being...

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  150. the reason they can't handle it here at the Bunker is because there is no Cj mods to protect them.... they are to cowardly to muster up back bone and guts to post on here...

    rikki

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  151. Well, Kevin, the first qualifier in your theory is they have to be human beings. Neither of those two can qualify beyond a reasonable doubt.

    Human beings have souls and neither of those two could convince me they do.

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  152. Well guys I think we've gotten just all the traction out of this psrticular blog we're going to get.

    I just posted another one so it's time to blow this joint.

    Before you leave though I just wanted to provide you with a couple of interesting little statistics concerning this little vacuum of ours.

    214 comments.

    And 912 page views.

    Not bad for a place no one's ever heard of, huh?

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