It's been brought to my attention that a few people visiting this friendly little room of ours aren't happy at all with the way things are done.
From here on out I'll do everything I can to make sure every comment is given the consideration it deserves before simply deleting it.
In an effort to be all fair and balanced I've developed a Complaint Department to address such concerns. If for any reason you feel you're being unfairly singled out please feel free to fill out the following form and I'll make sure it receives the attention it deserves.
BUTTHURT REPORT FORM
Date and time you experienced the Butthurt: _________________
PLEASE DESCRIBE THE NATURE OF THE BUTTHURT.
- Live Journal
- Massage Board Post
- Comment Thread
- Chat Room
- Blog Post
- Random Joke/Cartoon/News Item
PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT THE BUTTHURT.
- Someone posted a comment I disagreed with.
- Someone posted a cartoon or drawing I didn't like.
- Someone wrote a story that brought up bad memories and made me cry.
- I found out my internet boyfriend/girlfriend is cheating on me.
- Someone posted pornography and sullied my innocent virgin eyes.
- I lost an argument in a Chat Room.
- I asked for a little critique on my opinion and got it.
(Y) (N) Were there tears?
(Y) (N) Was there permanent mental scarring from the Butthurt?
(Y) (N) Did you miss work due to the Butthurt?
(Y) (N) Were you forced to employ a coping mechanism such as turning off your computer for a while and going outside?
(Y) (N) Was there any lost sleep from the Butthhurt?
PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT THE PERSON CAUSING THE BUTTHURT.
- They're a big mean poopy pants who should be banned from the internet forever.
- They deserve to be hunted down and shot on their own front porch.
- There should be laws to punish people who don't agree with me.
- They should be kicked out of America.
And there you have it.
Hope that helps...