Friday, February 28, 2014

Open Blog Friday...

                                               

Here we go again boys and girls.
It's Friday.

It's your day to pick the topic.

So you might just as well get started...

Stay safe and be well, my friends.

Kevin McGinty

140 comments:

  1. Yes it is friday, love that don't drink and fly one Kevin.

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  2. Hebrews 4:16
    Let us therefore come boldly unto the throne of grace, that we may obtain mercy, and find grace to help in time of need.

    Good morning to you all, stay warm this ice age is not over yet:) BOB444

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  3. Great day to whoop somebody. Does look like we need to whoop some trolls. I seen some over on CJ, but I got barred there and they wont let me play. Said I was breaking the rules by picking and bulling the trolls. I told them that the first rule in a bar fight is there are no rules. Bring them on

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  4. What do you guys think about Milton Wolf's facebook problem. Could be another Todd Aiken. I would like to se Roberts defeated. I have never forgiven him (or Brownback for that matter) for supporting Sebelius for HHS Secretary. Think it's too late to run someone else against ol Roberts?

    Papadew

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    1. was extremely disappointed that he posted such things on a social site...I have a pretty dark sense of humor at times but xrays of crime victims attended by jokes on Facebook is too much for me....would not matter if it were a politician or one of my sons doing it, I find it reprehensible. as to Roberts, I wish someone else would step up to the plate on that...probably still time but that person would have to hustle.

      catsncats

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    2. oh yah...Chad Taylor's running...but for me, democrats don't count...

      catsncats

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  5. Papadew, It is never to late for anything, look at you? you are still ready to kick ass and take names, to bad MWN hasn't got the ass to come over here, As Kevin will say welcome aboard, it has been to long for many of us. Just a few more to contact and we will have a whole company. Holding down this Bunker.

    Sargejr/Stan... :):)

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  6. Thanks again Sarge for the link to this blog.

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  7. Papadew no thank you for coming by You were always one of the good commentators. You erred one small time and apologized, that was the end of it, But the Prick MWN just couldn't let it go, kind of like gimme stalking me, but won't have the balls to meet me in a public place same with that Punk VOX aka Learnedhandjob. But all that is in the pass, will be waiting for your insight on this screwed up Administration.

    Sargejr

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  8. Hey PAPADEW!

    Good to hear from you!
    But I'm not here now so it's not me!

    But I'll be back!

    and Gimmie is a SHIT POT FART!

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  9. General aka asshole Gimme You better move on Punk, or POOF you go! You got it puke. Hee hee haw.

    Sargejr.

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  10. Oh man, that little sumbitch done went POOF again...

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  11. Papadew,

    It's good to hear from you again.

    And like Sarge already said.

    Welcome aboard...

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  12. Damn it I got to get one of those POOF buttons.

    Sargejr

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  13. Trust me, Sarge.

    They're fun as hell...

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  14. Well I am sure of that and you deserve it, Play away!!! I waited a long time to see the creeps get what they deserve, Just being able to say what needs to be said to them is a blessing.
    the wait was well worth it.

    Sargejr

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  15. 1 Peter 3:13-14
 Who is going to harm you if you are eager to do good?  But even if you should suffer for what is right, you are blessed. "Do not fear what they fear; do not be frightened.

    BOB444

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  16. Man ! The Libs are mysteriously quiet tonight.
    kev, you should mosey over their and survey the Damage.

    Your Friend,
    I'm not here so It's not me!

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  17. noteworthy that it is strangely quiet over there at the cj tonight...the editor letters were leftist and the one on civility was definitely written by a koolaid drinker but most of the commentary was good guys...and of course we cats...maybe the Turley speech the other day before congress was too much for them...doubt today's events were; they're probably thinking how their fearless leader of the chooms was so brave with his speechifying today...he really told ol' Vlad...

    catsncats

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  18. went to a thrift store today, found an old college textbook on western civilization, published back in 1942 by Lippincott...so far, it doesn't read like revisionist ed...what little I've gotten into so far details Rome, of course...the emperors back then controlled everything and people worked as either slaves or peasants and had to depend on the elites even for their food.

    also found another HG Wells book...that should be an interesting read.

    catsncats

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  19. right and wrong are not decided by a majority opinion of thumbs down liberal haters. emmig/gimme. Vent did very well this week. And speaking of this week on the cj. Since I cannot post and following the gay fight frustrated me. My newest blog deals with that issue. For those of you interested you can find a link to my site kindly provided by Kevin on the right side of this page. CAPOI

    http://rurallutheran.com/wordpress/?p=34

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  20. Gimme Vent hasn't taken any beating like you are about to get Punk, You are about to go Poof right along with your Butt buddy the general

    Sargejr

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  21. Gimme
    Nope I have not and the only wussies I see around here is you and your mother the general! Heeheehaw

    Sargejr

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  22. So what ole B H O [ Barack Hussen Obamma] going to do to Putin? Looks like BHO may have just overloaded his ass. Talking about freezing money in accounts isn't going to bother them. This A Hole has done went and got this country in such a mess that it is a joke around the world . They could invade US and he will let them. If this country stands by [like our rino P O S ] in congress and keep letting this idiot and his merry little band of rats tear apart the last great super power and super country in the world our grand kids don't need to worry about bringing any new children into this world cause this country wont ever exist. They will be speaking a different language . If they survive.

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  23. Sara, I don't worry about any other country doing us in, Our biggest threat to this Country is by far the Idiot Barack Hussen Obama in the white house along with the other 554 in Congress. Keep your powder very dry. The shit is about to hit the fan.

    Sargejr

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  24. Hebrews 10:25
    Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching.

    Bob444

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  25. Obama Goes to Happy Hour with Democrats After Ukraine StatementRight after he warned Russia not to invade Ukraine, President Barack Obama went to the DNC meeting and proclaimed "officially happy hour with the Democratic Party."..

    That gives me a idea Libtard Happy Hour We will have Libtard happy Hour once a week. All libtards get a free drink and all the conservatives and tea party people get to their item of choice [bar stools, long neck bottles,chairs, etc] and use it to whoop a libtard.. And MF Gimme you can bring all your little buddies with you. First come First served. But we do reserve the right to refuse service. That is a state law for us.

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  26. Ah gee whiz, did he go POOF again?

    Better luck next time, loser...

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  27. Maybe if you ever tried saying something worth reading I'd let you stick around.

    Maybe...

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  28. and...guess who blew off their national security team meeting this morning, topic being Ukraine? drudge link to weekly standard...but rest assured that the liar susan rice and the team...yay team!!!...briefed him on the discussion...he probably did too much partying and chooming at his happy hour party last night.

    I also put a really long post on Kevin's blog over there regarding the 04 Orange Revolution in that country with a list of groups over there stirring up trouble during that protest...one such group being Soros' Open Society...and state dept officials involved at the time, some of whom may be around today...could be the same names but I need to look those names up...nobody has clean hands in this: last month McLame was over there running his mouth and saying Putin was trying to scare Ukraine away from the EU; problem with that is that Yanukovich, not exactly a stellar leader, makes his point when he says that other countries should not be meddling in their affairs. he was trying to out a strategy that would include both Russia and EU, taking advantage of his country's cultural, religious and economic ties with Russia. Forbes has a long, scathing op-ed on this topic dated 13 January 2014.
    there has also been talk of establishing a nato base on that border...now who in their right mind would believe that Putin would go for that?
    this regime is full of a bunch of bungling idiots who don't know how to pour pee out of a boot with directions on the heel.
    maybe gimme could help them....but that's a pretty big maybe...

    catsncats

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    1. that op-ed in forbes is by Doug Bandow...

      catsncats

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  29. Oh, you guys really need to check out CAPOI's blog.

    I moved the "Highly Recommended" websites to the top of the right side of the page to make it easier to find.

    He's a good friend and we all need to whatever we can to support him...

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    1. I just went over and read two of his post's. Some very good reading.

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    2. ditto that...read his last one plus the latest. he is a fine writer and much food for thought there...

      catsncats

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  30. maybe he'll go *POOF* out to his district of corruption crowd and apply for a job as dumper of the proverbial boot...

    catsncats

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  31. Remember when the left wing loons said experience didn't matter?

    I do...

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  32. Remember how they told us the world was gonna love us now that Barack Hussein Obama was president?

    I do...

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  33. But in the real world Putin is playing the community organizing chump like the fool he is...

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  34. Lol... More like the "licker" of the proverbial boot...

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  35. and how they condemned and ridiculed Sarah Palin when, in a speech back in 2008, she warned that the notions as put forth by this regime would only "encourage Russia to invade Ukraine"...
    as the rev rightwrong sagely said..."the chickens will come home...to roost..." took Sarah Palin over 5 years to be proven right but she was. the regime got chicken poo splattered all over their faces, as did he...his statement boomeranged in a rather stinky way.

    job for gimme; clean up all that chicken poo on our boots!



    catsncats.

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  36. Yeah, seems like they've proven her right about a few other things, too.

    Remember when she tried to warn us about the government death panels and the left went nuts?

    I do...

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  37. Kevin Just went to Proud s blog it will take me some time to get use to it, I will drag others over there soon, My time with all these blog trying to stay on top of things take some doing don't ya Know? With Family windows open and CJ's and now Proud s Plus moderating the cameras, I got 8 windows open on a 27 inch screen. SOME ONE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!

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  38. What is it that Sarge is always telling me?

    Something like, "adapt and improvise."

    Lol...

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  39. Kevin Good point!! Quite whining would have worked also.:):)

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  40. Thank you guys and gals and Kevin for the kind words for the blog. And Joe I know how you feel. I was watching basketball this pm, scanning the cj, reading this blog, working on a bible study, a funeral sermon and an Ash Wednesday sermon all on one computer screen. By the time I read Kevin's blog, a couple of pastor friends of mine blogs and the cj, drudge, blaze, breitbart, and all the scripture I need to ( not all I should read), I don't have time to post much. But at least I got to vent after reading all the liberal idiots on the cj the past few days. Now KSU is on then followed by KU. For a basketball fan in Kansas, life cannot get much better than it is today. capoi

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  41. Gimme, you be sure to say Hi to your number one idiot s Obama and Reid. And by the way go screw your self. Fool.

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  42. Damn that poof button is just turning me on.:):):) And it always know's just where to strike.

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  43. Psalms 56:11
    In God have I put my trust: I will not be afraid what man can do unto me.

    Good night my friends stay warm and safe. Bob444

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  44. Kevin, I also found my way over to conservative andproudofit site.

    Bob444

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    1. Yes, I also found CAPOI's blog. Good writing! Very thought proviking issues. I did leave a comment on his blog about the BSA. It's a damn shame what that institution has done.

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  45. Our POS POTUS is and has always been just a big idiot!! First just really abondoning Israel, then not installing the missle shield in Europe with NATO, then reducing our military to its lowest levels since WWII, and then trying to tell Putin to stay out of Ukraine. What a miserable joke this idiot is, and what's worse is the fact that he is brining this country to her knees. I have always thought and stated since this POS took office, that his intent was to ruin the country as we know it, and by any means necessary. Putin is laughing at this idiot all the way to retaking control of the Ukraine, and our POS POTUS will do nothing!! What a worthless POS.

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  46. T42
    I was just about to say that!!:):):)

    Sargejr

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  47. He/ she would have to be blind and in a wheel chair for you to smack anyone around gimme.

    Sargejr

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  48. Nope so you lose again! heheheehaw

    Sargejr

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  49. Gimme ass hole he don't need numbers only you do that is why you are rated as the number one asshole.

    Sargejr

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  50. I see a big POOF coming up. HeeHeeHaw!!!

    Sargejr

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  51. Yup gimme and look what we got a big piece of crap, so that has to make a puke like you happy. And for your Butt buddy st jacques over there, he said nothing that the idiot doesn't always say!

    Sargejr

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  52. Well the way you flap your Lips he might just get there.( Punk)

    Sargejr

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  53. Yep.

    The POOF cometh and the POOF taketh away...

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  54. HeeHeeHaw, You just got to love it. I never thought I would see that MF gimme take a beating he rightfully deservers.

    Sargejr

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  55. 1 John 1:7
    But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

    Bob444

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  56. And just like that...

    He was gone...

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  57. Gimme you watch more fox news than anyone out here, You know what they say all the time, matter of fact I think that is the only time you get educated.

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  58. You seem a little obsessed with the idea of this blog failing, gimme...

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  59. When I started this thing I three goals in mind.

    1st: I wanted this to be a place where my friends and neighbors could get together, discuss the news of the day and generally just have a good time.

    2nd: I wanted this to be a place where my friends and I could speak our minds and not have to worry about a bunch of super sensitive liberal loving moderators trying to tell us what we can and can't say.

    3rd: and perhaps most important of all I wanted this to be a place where we don't have to put up with little dick wads like you.

    So as you can see for yourself this blog has met and exceeded every goal in every category.



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  60. gimme....

    like gittin' beat with an empty chair? betcha betcha we could find one....

    catsncats

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  61. or maybe with a dead carp...Obama crony Rahm the godfather of chitown has a fondness for dead fish...and we cats would have pity on your feelings so they would not get hurt so we would not make you a victim of carp theft...besides, we don't care for it.

    catsncats

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  62. Besides that, it'd be a waste of a good dead carp.

    I'm just saying...

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  63. Just remember, cats, he can always fill out the Butthurt Form if it does hurt his feelings...

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  64. I can get him a free butt whipping anytime. We have lots of options here to pick from. I would have to charge a little admission price for his a__ whipping. I would be glad to donate it to a charity. Of course we all know he will never show his puny, zit face here. And in all fairness I really couldn't be sure that some one else might whoop up on him. But be sure I would take pictures for everyone. So come on down MF and feel free to bring some of your libtards with you. Please RSVP

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    1. oh pleeasseee! would gladly pay admission and would even be more fun than watchin' a bunch of bikers taking whacks with a sledgehammer on a rice grinder!

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  65. Gimme PooF your term limit is Up!!!

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  66. I'm sorry, gimme. But "POOF" your term has expired...

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  67. Race starts in about 10 min or so, Have a great day! CH 6

    Sargejr

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  68. And I'll be hitting the road in about an hour.

    Hate when that happens...

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  69. These 24 hour weekends sure do go by fast.

    But then so does life.

    Live it well and make sure it counts for something...

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  70. Well watch out for the other guy and we still got more snow on its way. Stay safe!

    Sargejr

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  71. Gimme maybe you should go over there and have a talk with Dave set him straight, hahahahhahahahhhahahha thats right you can't, they kicked the Troll off hahahahahahahahahh

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  72. Say Gimme did you go PooF again, imagine that!

    Sargejr hahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahhhahhahahhhahahahhahhahhahh

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  73. Sargy,

    Does kev seem a liitle over concerned and sensitive about a little blog hogger action?

    Good luck to Rikki and the blog hoggers. I hope it turns into a daily blog for her with massive numbers. Hell, oh Gimme might have to sneak back on the cj and help with those numbers. I mean, there ain't nothin' better happening on the cj or elsewhere.

    HeeHeeHeeHawGERS!

    Gimme

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  74. Nose Pickens,

    Did the cj really boot Dave? Couldn't happen to a bigger dick.

    HeeHeeHeeHawGERS!

    Gimme

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    1. just like ya, gimme...Kevin signs off and out you come from your pocket, and still full of mouse turds, I see...you really ought to find some help for that....

      catsncats

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  75. cats,

    Ain't you got a extreme right wing website to visit or sumptin?

    HeeHeeHeehawGERS!

    Gimme

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    1. you can only wish here, or go *POOF*...or...go back to yer pocket...and play with yer turds...

      catsncats

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  76. Well Gimme not sure why you are always interested in bigger Dicks, seems that is all thats comes out of your mouth, you should just move off this blog for good Big mouth.

    Sargejr

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  77. HR 442: introduced by rep. Tom Rice, R-SC, with 114 co-sponsors...this bill would direct the house to bring civil action "for declaratory or injunctive relief to challenge certain policies and actions taken by the executive branch." currently in the house rules committee...

    more from townhall.com and Betsey McCaughey...this is not D, not R; "It is not a tea party action. this is not for messaging. HR 442 merely recognizes that no American, including the president, is above the law. Article II, section 3 requires, in part, that the president take care to faithfully execute the Nation's laws. in 1792, when George Washington was faced with enforcing an unpopular whiskey tax, he wrote in a letter that:

    'It is my duty to see that these laws are executed. to permit them to be trampled upon
    with impunity would be repugnant to that duty.'

    in the past, SCOTUS has ruled that congress cannot sue the prez so this will be a tough battle, but the Articles quoted here are the basis for the bill so we can hope that this time the Constitution will win...

    catsncats



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  78. God ! that took an hour of our lives!

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  79. And All because of that smell SHIT POT FART

    GIMMIE!

    now hijack this you Shit head!

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  80. Man, you guys have all the fun. Sunday is the only day I work and you all the fun over here Sunday morning and early afternoon when I work. Oh well, good to see gimme got his/hers/its just rewards. Gotta love the POOF!! button. Thanks for the info cats. I think I will do some digging tonight. Maybe a grave for our resident troll. capoi

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  81. And Kevin, 24 hr weekends! You get less time off than I work in a week. You need to look for a pulpit to fill. : ) CAPOI

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  82. Vent,

    Ya better just lay low in the bunker where you will only hear bad vibes for a while. hehehah. We are our own little world.

    Sargejr

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  83. Vent I have not made a comment to you today, that comment was by that MF prick Gimme you will know me when I talk to you.

    Gimme go play with your dead mother, like old times.

    Sargejr

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  84. Vent,

    The 3:03pm comment was actually that dickhead Gimme. I made the 2:27pm comment.

    Sargejr

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  85. you can talk about me all you want.
    just don't talk to me you donky bottom wiper.

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  86. Gimme get you f-ing ass out of here you worthless piece of shit, what the hell is the matter with you? Go pay with you asshole buddy St Jacques.

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  87. Thanks sarge!
    That's why ya gotta go thru the aggravation of making an accout so these MOOSE PRICK can't Hijack your name . How about you Opossum peckers go walk around in Drag to entertain yourselves..

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  88. Gimme you are a Hemorrhoid st jacques can help you with that I bet.

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  89. No point in talking to someone that's gonna end up being be a puff of smoke .

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  90. Did any one see that ad in CJ for info on that guy that posts on CJ that was using the name Gimme? Going to give a reward for info on his name and address. Had a p o box c/o CJ. The ad said a cash reward would be provided. This could be interesting.

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  91. Absolutely right vent. You know the little troll could try to at least add something. FG 57

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  92. Sara, I seen that also, whats with that?

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  93. I was thinking about that earlier myself, is there anything to that, Never know lots of people looking for that dick head punk.

    Sargejr

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  94. Well a person can be tracked down with just a e mail address. Kevin has his e mail. Maybe Kevin can get the reward. I do know a high school kid that can find any thing on a pc. He told me he can get a name and address, phone number just from a e mail address.

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  95. Ok So every one has little pictures. How do I get one? I feel left out. Plus that will help keep the trolls from trying to post lies from one of us.

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  96. Or maybe you were not talking about emmig? FG57

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  97. Sara, get a Google account. That will allow you to add an avatar. FG57

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  98. Well Just maybe his real name is John Flynn. Just saying.... Right Gimme?

    Sally

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  99. i can't explain it Sara,
    Son,( that's him on the left,,) set up my account on Google then Fished out that old photo of me n' him taken just before we went to a Bay City Rollers Concert,,

    I mean ROB ZOMBI concert.

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    1. Ok folks here it is. Boy I just really do amaze myself some times. I am going to have a shot on this .

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  101. Hubby's stomach sounds like a hungry bear. Perhaps I should make some supper. After all he did make dinner, in a way, pizza from our local pizza joint. Maybe I will make burgers and fries. FG57

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  102. FarmGirl ,Fix him a grilled cheese and tomato soup, I know you got plenty of soup:):):)

    Stan

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  103. Good to see you and your son were able to make the connection, Vent...

    Welcome aboard.

    Won't be long now and we'll be setting sail and we won't be looking back...

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  104. And Sara, you're even better looking than I imagined you'd be...

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  105. One last thing and I gotta get outta here.

    POOF...

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  106. Christ we waited all day for that POOF!!! Just Saying.....

    Sargejr

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  107. Thanks Kev!

    Good not to be the invisible man parading around under a Sheet
    anyone coulda' been under it.

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  108. Well good morning if anyone is up. Mighty cold out there. 1 degree windchill -14 degrees Big snow just missed us.

    Dave1001

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  109. Good morning, Dave.

    I'm up, the truck's warming up and I'm about ready to get going.

    I'd rather be going back top bed though.

    But I am glad we didn't get the snow they were talking about...

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  110. Sorry it took so long, Sarge.

    POOF or no POOF my boss and the DOT really hate it when I blog and drive...

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  111. Hate it when those sheet people come slinking around...

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  112. That is where I am going in a few min, back to the rack, fire going strong now, Red Beer almost done, stay safe my friend.

    Dave1001

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  113. Oh, I will.

    Talk to your guys this afternoon...

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  114. Well I am going to send a letter to that P O Box number. I just can't stand the suspense of not knowing what they want him for and see what the deal is about our old trolling turnip [M F Gimme] . Who know maybe I can get some reward money or at least find out who, what, why, when and where of the wanted ad for him. I will report back when I find out.

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    1. Hey nice avatar Sara. Glad to see everyone made it out yesterday. Posted early Sunday morning and then missed all the fun again. Looks like you guys had a hay day with the ole flaming hemerrhoid gimme. What a loser! Got busy figuring taxes. I hate this time of year because I know that most of my hard earned money will go to losers like that little flaming hemerrhoid gimmie. Just really pisses me off.

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  115. One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin said to his buddy, Norm Peterson:
    "Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this.. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! ; In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

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  116. This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.



    I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.


    She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"


    I thought for a few seconds and asked,
    "What kind of ammo 'ya got?"

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  117. Dan Now that was Funny as hell!!!

    Sargejr

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  118. POOF!!

    Sargejr Someone is lurking in the background. Heeheeheehaw

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  119. Q: what do you get when ya sit on a polar ice cap too long?

    A: polaroids...

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  120. dang...havin trouble wid da pic...

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  121. whew! ain't too old to learn new stuff...just get tired of the hassle for privacy reasons and password hassles...

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  122. ignerntazz gimme....y'all couldn't pass yerself off as we cats anyway...wham! CHOMP!!

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