Well lefties....You want my guns, go for it.

And I'm not talking about "pry them from my cold dead hands" either. I'm saying if you really think you want to take our guns, stop this campaign of disinformation you are waging, filled with lies and manipulation. Stop dragging traumatized children in front of the cameras to spout liberal anti constitutional talking points and insult a few million of their fellow citizens by calling us child murderers.


Stop trying to chip away, passing a law here and there. You're losing that battle anyway. The ratio of pro gun laws vs anti gun laws is heavily weighted in our favor.


So go for it. You and I know your real goal is to ban guns from ownership by private citizens. You pretend it isn't, but it is. You lie about it all the time, but it is. You must think we are as stupid and gullible as your side. We're not. We know what you want.


So if you're going to do it, then do it. First thing is, you are going to have to amend the constitution. The second amendment is clear and well interpreted. It has been upheld twice by the Supreme Court and you're never going to convince anybody with the same old "they only had muskets" or "Militias only" arguments. Nobody cares. So you're going to have to amend or repeal the second article of the Bill of Rights. Good luck with that.


First off, you have to understand your position is a minority position. Not by a little, but by a lot. You are a small group of people compared to the population as a whole. Sure, you make a lot of noise and you have a couple of billionaires funding you, but you hold a position that is held by a tiny fraction of America.


So get busy. Since you are never going to call a Constitutional Convention, you have to do it the old fashioned way. First step is you have to get both houses of congress to pass the amendment by a 2/3 vote. Not 51%, but two thirds. Both the House and the Senate. Good luck with that. Then it takes 3/4 of the States legislatures to ratify it. Not a vote of the people, the legislatures. So get busy, you've got some work to do. You've got a lot of speeches to make. You've got a lot of legislative walls to climb over. You got a lot of doors to knock on, flyers to hand out. Commercials to buy. Town halls to have. And you got a hell of a lot of convincing to do on a subject that is a third rail for congress. A lot of people have lost elections over gun issues. But hey, go for it.


So let's say you somehow succeed. Just kidding here, it will never happen, but let's just talk about it. What's next? How exactly are you going to collect those estimated 300 million guns and billions of rounds of ammunition? How you gonna do that? You think Americans will just walk down to the Police Station and hand them over? Unlikely. You going to do an Australian buy back? You think that worked but you don't know they only got a small fraction of guns. You think Americans are going to turn over their guns in exchange for a gift card to Target? Unlikely.


Maybe you imagine the government will send out groups of agents to gather them. Door to door maybe? You always say we can't possibly deport 30 million illegal aliens. Impossible you say. And most of them aren't even hiding. But you think they can find 300 million guns that people don't want them to find?


What happens next? Do they go door to door and demand to search people's houses? Open their gun safes? Pull out the underwear drawer and dump it out? How far do you imagine they will have to go to accomplish this? And how long until one of those search groups gets fired on by a guy who outguns them by a ton and isn't willing to submit to a tyrannical illegal seizure of his private property? That's where that cold dead hands thing happens.


So go for it liberals. You're getting nowhere with this irritating and disingenuous campaign now. We're not going to change our minds and give you our guns because a bunch of children demand we do. And a couple of weeks from now you will have moved on and those kids will be wondering what happened to their new found celebrity status and all their new found liberal friends who won't return their phone calls anymore.


Better get busy liberals. You've got a constitution to amend. Otherwise, just shut up and quit bother us, will you? You're like those oak mites us Kansas suffer from in the summer. Irritating but overall just a pain in the ass.


But give it your best shot. Maybe you'll figure out it's not happening and give up. Doubt it, but we can hope.