The non-stop winning is what the democrats, socialists, communists, and Trump haters in general hate the most.
Their entire world is falling apart and they know it.
That's why they're whining and crying about Trump's Tax Plan the way they are.
The last thing in the world they want is for the American economy to continue to grow.
It's also why they're desperately circling the wagons to protect Mueller and his corrupt investigation.
But then you guys already know that.
And you know all the reasons why.
So, instead of me babbling on about the things you've already know I thought for today I'd simply share a small part of what you've already brought up and let you take it from there.
McCabe grilled in closed session...hoping he gets barbecued. Also looks like the emperor and his court jesters may be next. That politico report on hezbollah is being investigated.
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Brennan: "just trying to build up moderates within hezbollah"...???
To quote John Bolton: "delusional".
ReplyDeleteTo quote John Bolton: "delusional".
Here it is 8:42 pm central and McCabe is still barbecuing...over 7 hours now. Better him than me...
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Every time I see a godless democrat/communist on TV talking about the tax bill they are lying. Lying about everything. Lying even though they know they are lying. As Jesus said about them, they are speaking their native language, that of their father the devil.
These people are desperate. They stink of desperation. They have convinced themselves that this lying attacking constantly is the way to go. The won the Alabama election and think that means something. Which it doesn't.
These people are in for a big surprise. This GDP is on track to grow 4% next quarter. This tax bill will fuel this economy just like Reagan's tax cuts did.
And the lying scheming dirty foul devil worshiping democrat/communists are going to be so deep in the shit by that point they'll be lucky to win anything
Keep it up you moronic idiots. You are campaigning for the Republican party and you don't even know it.
This is what brought you President Donald Trump in the first place. Enjoy the next seven years.
ReplyDeleteThese people are desperate. They stink of desperation. They have convinced themselves that this lying attacking constantly is the way to go. The won the Alabama election and think that means something. Which it doesn't.
These people are in for a big surprise. This GDP is on track to grow 4% next quarter. This tax bill will fuel this economy just like Reagan's tax cuts did.
And the lying scheming dirty foul devil worshiping democrat/communists are going to be so deep in the shit by that point they'll be lucky to win anything
Keep it up you moronic idiots. You are campaigning for the Republican party and you don't even know it.
This is what brought you President Donald Trump in the first place. Enjoy the next seven years.
Next step. Shoot down this "dreamer" act (amnesty) that the domestic terrorists are cooking up.
Deport them. Each and every one. Let them reapply for legal immigration and we'll take it case by case.
ReplyDeleteDeport them. Each and every one. Let them reapply for legal immigration and we'll take it case by case.
Good Morning everyone,
Trying to move past yesterday - today is a new day, got my coffee with me.
Sarge, sorry to hear about the mess at the rental house. Some folks never were taught to respect other people's things. You could take them to small claims court.
There's lots of good things that President Trump has done, but does the main stream media publish it? No - they'd rather talk about the witch hunts and sex scandals. The main stream media is an extension of poorly scripted soap operas....maybe they're competing with the infamous soap opera "as the stomach turns"... (lol)
Saw this on the Washington Times this morning - Madam Psycho Pitchfork Rosie O'Donnell just may land herself in some legal trouble over this one - you know she can't control her rudeness, etc.
Rosie O’Donnell should be in jail for this –
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/dec/20/rosie-odonnell-offered-2-million-in-cash-to-senato/
By Sally Persons - The Washington Times - Wednesday, December 20, 2017
Comedian Rosie O’Donnell in a tweet late Tuesday offered millions in cash to senators who vote against the Republican tax plan.
Her tweet called specifically on Republican Sens. Jeff Flake of Arizona and Susan Collins of Maine. Ms. O’Donnell offered $2 million to each senator to vote no. She then followed up telling Ms. Collins specifically to call if she wanted to negotiate.
terri mc @callinlexie
Replying to @Rosie
@SenatorCollins this is your legacy & if you vote yes, it's your last term.
ROSIE
✔ @Rosie
susan - 2 million dollars cash
call if u want to negotiate
do u think your family is proud of u @sennatorcollins
woman - mother - grandmother - sister - daughter
u have betrayed us all
dear god
ask for forgiveness
redeem ur soul tomorrow #NOTSEXIST pic.twitter.com/wa0QcMXNk2
9:36 PM - Dec 19, 2017
Both Ms. Collins and Mr. Flake voted in favor of the tax plan. The bill goes back to the House due to a procedural issue, then assuming the revote passes, will head to President Trump’s desk.
Offering money to a lawmaker in exchange for changing a vote, or voting a particular way, is illegal.
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ReplyDeleteTrying to move past yesterday - today is a new day, got my coffee with me.
Sarge, sorry to hear about the mess at the rental house. Some folks never were taught to respect other people's things. You could take them to small claims court.
There's lots of good things that President Trump has done, but does the main stream media publish it? No - they'd rather talk about the witch hunts and sex scandals. The main stream media is an extension of poorly scripted soap operas....maybe they're competing with the infamous soap opera "as the stomach turns"... (lol)
Saw this on the Washington Times this morning - Madam Psycho Pitchfork Rosie O'Donnell just may land herself in some legal trouble over this one - you know she can't control her rudeness, etc.
Rosie O’Donnell should be in jail for this –
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/dec/20/rosie-odonnell-offered-2-million-in-cash-to-senato/
By Sally Persons - The Washington Times - Wednesday, December 20, 2017
Comedian Rosie O’Donnell in a tweet late Tuesday offered millions in cash to senators who vote against the Republican tax plan.
Her tweet called specifically on Republican Sens. Jeff Flake of Arizona and Susan Collins of Maine. Ms. O’Donnell offered $2 million to each senator to vote no. She then followed up telling Ms. Collins specifically to call if she wanted to negotiate.
terri mc @callinlexie
Replying to @Rosie
@SenatorCollins this is your legacy & if you vote yes, it's your last term.
ROSIE
✔ @Rosie
susan - 2 million dollars cash
call if u want to negotiate
do u think your family is proud of u @sennatorcollins
woman - mother - grandmother - sister - daughter
u have betrayed us all
dear god
ask for forgiveness
redeem ur soul tomorrow #NOTSEXIST pic.twitter.com/wa0QcMXNk2
9:36 PM - Dec 19, 2017
Both Ms. Collins and Mr. Flake voted in favor of the tax plan. The bill goes back to the House due to a procedural issue, then assuming the revote passes, will head to President Trump’s desk.
Offering money to a lawmaker in exchange for changing a vote, or voting a particular way, is illegal.
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Just heard a lying democrat (redundancy) say the tax bill "gives money to the rich".
That pretty much sums up the democrat/communist party. Keeping your own money is the same as the government "giving you money".
This is how communists believe and they are indeed communists. Full on now, no more pretending to not be.
ReplyDeleteThat pretty much sums up the democrat/communist party. Keeping your own money is the same as the government "giving you money".
This is how communists believe and they are indeed communists. Full on now, no more pretending to not be.
took a little while, but I found it. One of Charlie Daniel's songs... In America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kB7OR161-U
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And then there's our, always optimistic friend, Divemaster.
- I don't see much in this tax bill for me, but like most of us I look for what can I benefit from it. I already have enough deductions, doubling don't help. Perhaps I will just stop giving to charities, I get the tax break now anyway? Now the big corporations will benefit greatly, going from 35 to 21 percent. Now will they pass those dollars back to us, NO. Did any of the LLC, Farmers in Kansas pass the ZERO tax back to us or hire a zillion people to boost the economy- NO. The money will go right back into their greedy hands! Then don't be too happy about double the standard deduction, that comes to an end in 2026 along with some of the deductions they have allowed to stay in for now. If we are still alive and nothing changes, 2026 you are screwed.ReplyDelete
This isn't a Trump, left or right thing. Don't be so polarized you don't see that, all those people in congress, judges, politicians, FBI, DOJ are evil corrupt power hungry piles of flesh that look out for nobody but themselves. You don't have any common folks that worked for a living running this country.
I'm proud to stand with each and every one of you as we go about the daily business of making liberals cry...
Kevin McGinty
Awesome
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ReplyDeleteHouse approves tax plan for 2nd time....heads to Trump's desk!
Everything is going Trumps way, Dem's dying a little more everyday.
ReplyDeleteStill got the senate to go and that RINO McCain won't even show up to vote. If his cancer outlook is bad enough that he can't do his job, he should resign. I don't like him, but don't wish him to be sick, but these guys are so use to power, they care about nothing else. There are rumors from pharmacist a number of congress are on Alzheimer medications?? Wouldn't surprise me and they will never resign.
ReplyDeleteAs you know,i think the tax plan will only really benefit the big corporations and nothing will get passed to us. It will work just like the brownback plan! However, I hope it passes just to listen to the liberals scream and Trump gets a win, not that I like Trump that much either:), but I really really don't like the evil liberals.
That tax plan won't affect me much but it will affect my sons; both have substantially higher incomes than I do. I will know soon enough especially from my railroad son...he tallys every hard earned cent, just like (guess)...
ReplyDeleteAnd both of them hate government waste.
On a local note, however, the signs look good...Burlingame got a recently-opened Dollar General store with a good grocery section and cleaning, paper goods, pet needs sections. No fresh fruit or veggies and not much on meats but I've already cut back on Topeka trips. Saves time, gas.
Drove through Auburn this morning and a little building on the main drag is getting set to open as a second-hand shop. Y'all can bet I'll be checking that out!
So I'm hoping for a few positives...
Did you know I am from Burlingame and am still in town at least on Sundays.
DeleteWas discussing Burlingame with some other old timers and we came up with over 50 stores that were open back in the 50s. That town use to be packed with cars on through the week, and considering there streets that was a lot of traffic.
DeleteDivemaster, small world! B'game is only a few miles from me. When I moved here, 1995, it was still a busy little community. Antique shops, grocery store, couple of hardware stores, cafe...I keep hoping it will come back to life one of these days.
DeleteSpeaking of local concerns...where's Nunya? Hope he's getting along all right. Topeka's talking about raising water bills again and railroad son is already bitching about that and all the money those cronies waste in that town.
ReplyDeleteAnd...wealthy democrat politicians in both house and senate...bitching about tax cuts for "the rich"???
ReplyDeleteWill the day ever come when some pol on the other side will point that out? Probably make a damn funny video clip as they stutter around trying to answer...
Horrible repercussions from the tax bill, already. Didn't know all these horrible things would happen so soon.
ReplyDeleteAT&T is giving all their employees a $1,000 bonus and committing to spending $1 billion in capital investments because of the tax bill.
Boeing announces a $330 million employee-related and charitable investment because of the tax reform.
But wait! I thought people were going to die! This is just awful. If this trend keeps up I don't know what the democrat/communists are going to do. This isn't going their way at all.
Making America Great Again with Liberal Tears
And all the talking head libs on TV and the fake news are dancing and singing that this tax plan is the nail in the Repub's casket. Plus them wining in Ala. These people really want this country to go down the hill and into their swamp. They seem to think they are now going to win back both house's next time around. Even if they run all the sick o sex perverts they think they will win. And freak face Franken from Minn thinks he is going to get to stay in.
DeletePoor old Al...fox reported he's leaving 2 jan...
DeleteLol... Let the tears flow...
ReplyDeleteThey give a bonus every year, now maybe this one is bigger, but also bonuses are a deductible business expense, in the category of "payments to employees.". If they wanted, they could reduce rates, but better to keep expenses high to go back to KCC for rate increases. No tears flowing here, glad to see Trump win but you seem to think the big corporations give a shit about you. I spent almost 40 years dealing with these big corporations and all they care about is themselves. But if you get off on the new tax bill, I am happy for you and it is fun watching the liberals head explode.
ReplyDeleteYou always seem to put a Negative spin on everything, Remember we do have to have corporations if you want a great country.
DeleteWife says the same thing about being negative, I don't hate corporation. I like to look at it like I just see it for what it is, I look at all directions and 2o years down the road. I just hate everything about government, FBI, DOJ and same for state and local level. They are all a bunch of lying power hungry crooks. It gets proven over and over, from Topeka right up to FBI and DOJ. Our government needs rebuilt from scratch. Then like most people I say, what is in it for me? Nothing. And unless things change, nothing for you after 2026. Who knows if I will live that long, most in my family did?
DeleteI think the most fair tax would be flat rate for everyone and everything that makes money. No deductions, no exceptions. That won't happen until after term limits.
Anyway, I don't lose sleep over it.
I worked for the Government for 28 years and in the field I was in I seen first hand how wasteful they are, and never was a big fan of them, but I did support my family well, and Military life is a choice and they did treat me well, with a lot of work on my part. But it could do a lot of hell better.
DeleteJust got my S S statement showing my 2% raise. Comes out that I don't get one red cent. Broke even again. Two years in a row now with no raise in my S S Good thing Trump is making me money in my stock market 401. Must mean that all you good hard working folks aren't going to have to worry about paying any more in tax's or S S.
ReplyDeleteSipper look at the bright side we didn't lose anything. 🍺
DeleteI actually got a couple dollars more, the Part B went up to $134 and that took all but a couple dollars of the 2 percent raise.
DeleteI got 15 but don't have part B...I just live with the risk.
DeleteNo meds and no health issues other than the usual aches and pains. Must be those toddies of an evening and an occasional beer or glass of wine...
Dang Dive, I work for one of those evil corporations you despise so much.
ReplyDeleteI'm under no illusion that they care about me personally but it pays well and the benefits are top of the line.
But you're forgetting about the tens of thousands small businesses out there that will benefit from it.
Small businesses expanding will only lead to more jobs.
Making America competitive with other nations will at the very least keep more of those evil corporations from moving overseas and will more than likely cause some of them to relocate their operations here.
I'm not sure how this can be a bad thing...
I see no draw back Kevin, anyone that gives others Jobs is a good thing.
DeleteDon't like or trust, not despise. Not really any different than government, but more necessary than government.
DeleteI would think most people say what is in this tax bill for me, most will get an easy double deduction, so right there they get something. They are happy. From the worksheets I filled out with new rules, I get nothing. So, I am glad they are happy and like the tax bill, but that don't mean I can celebrate with them.
Now don't you all feel sorry for poor old Divey? It's not too late, I still can send out a Christmas list.
Two things I like the most about this thing is that it opens up Anwar and repeals Obama's unconstitutional mandate forcing American citizens to purchase something from one of those evil corporations they may or may not want to purchase...
ReplyDeleteTrue, I was feeling so sorry for myself, I forgot those two.
DeleteLol, My Grandson was a happy camper today on that Mandate crap that the idiot Dem's gave us. All those fines now can go back into families or the coffers or just bank it.
DeleteOh one more point If a company is going to give me a $1000.00 bonus I don't give a good shit if they can right it off as a tax deduction.
DeleteAnd..
ReplyDeleteBrett Baier on fox connected dots on the Awans, the washerwoman's little cadre of democrats who used their IT services and hezbollah...
Daily Caller has a new report too and this Awan business was covered in depth on Zero Hedge a couple of months ago.
I don't think the democrats are gonna have a very merry Christmas...this whole thing is breaking wide open.
Get ready for the next big battle...DACA and chain migration issues. Dems and rinos like Flake ate gearing up and the US Chamber of Crony Capitalists joins them in supporting this crap. Dems threatening shutdown...guess they forgot that people would lose their govt assistance etc when Cruz shut it down back in 2013...
ReplyDeleteNever safe to take a breather and rest a bit, with these marxist bastards doing all they can to turn us into a banana republic.
If the rino's had any sense at all they would do like the libs and get on tv and tell the public all the stuff that will end and they will loose when the libs vote to shut down the government. Why rino's don't get it beats me. just watch the libs and learn. How hard is that?
ReplyDeleteI don't want them to stop, I love watching them hang them selves.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how old Batshit is taking all this Trump winning, hahahahah
ReplyDeleteSarge...probably has a bad case of runny guano...warning: stay away from any barns with rafters...
ReplyDeleteMore to come: subpoenas. Seems McCabe's testimony was shot through with discrepancies that didn't mesh with that of his cronies and subpoenas being issued next week to haul 'em in. No list of names yet but betcha they're running for the maalox, pepto or kaopectate bottles as I post this...
ReplyDeleteAlso: Haley and Trump are banging on those UN tin pots too...about damned time. May take away their foreign aid if they vote against our embassy decision on Jerusalem. Honestly i wish we'd just say "see ya!" and walk out. They have no right to tell us or any country for that matter where to locate an embassy.
ReplyDeleteGood morning my fellow Americans!
ReplyDeleteBout Time you got your raggedy ass up. :)🍺
ReplyDeleteLol... Hit the snooze alarm 5 times before I finally got up...
ReplyDeleteHell you deserve that 5 min. And a bonus for taking a job that gets all these weird hours out of you. I'll drink to that!🍺
DeleteNow if I could just get somebody to finish loading my truck life would be good...
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ReplyDeleteDid you know
The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner
Here's a little fact for automotive buffs or just to dazzle your friends.
The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees.
The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric starter.
Henry was curious and invited them into his office.
They refused and instead asked that he come out to the parking lot to their car.
They persuaded him to get into the car, which was about 130 degrees, turned on the air conditioner, and cooled the car off immediately.
The old man got very excited and invited them back to the office, where he offered them $3 million for the patent.
The brothers refused, saying they would settle for $2 million, but they wanted the recognition by having a label, 'The Goldberg Air-Conditioner,' on the dashboard of each car in which it was installed.
Now old man Ford was more than just a little anti-Semitic, and there was no way he was going to put the Goldberg's name on two million Fords.
They haggled back and forth for about two hours and finally agreed on $4 million and that just their first names would be shown.
And so to this day, all Ford air conditioners show --
Lo, Norm, Hi, and Max -- on the controls.
Control yourself !!🍺
Dang it Sarge! You had me going on that one. Thought I was reading some serious history there.😂🍺
DeleteGood one Sarge (smiles and giggles)
DeleteI commented yesterday about AT&T giving out $1,000 bonuses because of the tax cut and there was a comment posted about that. The comment said AT&T always gives bonuses. That is not true. My wife worked for AT&T for twenty years. AT&T has profit sharing built into the union contract. Every year employees get a check for the negotiated amount. That's not a bonus. That's a benefit of the negotiated contract. AT&T is giving out bonuses because of the tax cut.
ReplyDeleteBut this brings up a larger point about this tax cut. The hatred for corporations, which is rooted in Marxist philosophy, is very misguided. This is the narrative sold by the godless left, corporations will get rich off our backs. False. Untrue.
Here's how I see it. I just bought a new iphone. It was expensive. Too expensive probably. But I bought it. I went to the store, looked at the phones and decided that was the one I wanted. The price was right there. I paid it because I wanted it. That's the Free Market economy at it's finest. I am free to purchase overpriced goods if I so choose. There are a ton of other options. I could have gotten a free phone of some other kind if I wanted. I didn't want that. I made the free will choice, paid the money and Apple and I both were satisfied with our transaction. America was built on this principle.
So, does Apple have a ton of cash? Yes. Does Apple keep a ton of cash overseas to protect it from taxes. Yup. Does Apple pay their top people huge salaries? Probably. Does Apple make lots and lots of money and do their stockholders make lots and lots of money. Uh-huh. Does Apple charge a lot for their products? I guess.
Did I still buy that phone? Yes. Was that entirely my choice? Yes. Was that the only phone on the market so I had no choice but to pay that high price? Nope.
Hating corporations is just wrong. The idea is born out of Marxist ideas, and it is the very basis for communism. Labor is exploited. There is no free exchange taking place. Labor should be worth a share of the profits. The owners of the company are evil people who exploit others out of greed. All Marxist babble. All the crap barack hussein obama was fed his whole life which is why he and his party drove America off the Marxist suicide cliff.
So, I don't hate corporations. I love them. I love small business. I love farmers, laborers, CEOs, truck drivers. I love working people and the people who employ them. I love the free exchange of capital with as little government interference as possible. And I love paying as little in taxes as possible. Our founders didn't imagine a bloated giant government eating up half of everything we produce just to keep themselves in business.
We're making America great again. And this tax cut is just one more section of the highway paved on the road to prosperity.
I was just going to say that!I will drink to all that.🍺
DeleteSarge, I know you had that ready to go but I just beat you to the punch. We think alike, you and me.
DeleteAnd another thing. If it bothers you to hear the fake news reporting that the tax cut is polling about 30% favor it and everybody else hates it, remember a couple of things.
ReplyDeleteFirst is, these are the same people who told us polling showed Donald Trump had no chance of winning the primary. Then when he did, they told us polling shows he has no chance of winning the Presidency. So there's that.
Also, when Ronald Reagan, who was vilified almost as much as Donald Trump passed his tax cuts the polling showed 18% approval. And the same bullshit filled rhetoric was flowing like a sewage pipe from the godless left. And when the tax cuts kicked in, and the economy grew like it was on rocket fuel, Ronald Reagan won reelection in 1984 with 525 electoral votes to Mondale's 13. That's what you call a landslide.
Americans may not be very bright as a group, but they know when they've been lied to year after year. Donald Trump just won the 2020 election yesterday.
Damn and I didn't even vote yet.🍺 Go Trump.
DeleteDitto that! Same reason I bought a top line hot water heater and paid a bit more to have it installed properly. Corporations are as good or as bad as those running them.
ReplyDeleteHarley-Davidson is a great example...stellar rep for decades until the 80's when they teamed up with AMC. Quality went to hell. People quit buying their motorcycles. But Harley read the tea leaves and AMC went byebye. Loyal customers came back when the quality came back. They are also known as a great company to work for.
Some funnies to share with y’all. I received these in an email, thought y’all needed to see these too.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy!
“I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say ‘Hey look…that one is shaped like an idiot.’”
“I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise, though.”
“I am starting to think I will never be old enough to know better.”
“I may look like I’m having deep thoughts but 99% of the time I’m thinking about what I’m going to eat later.”
Creating a visual for y’all on this one – picture a cat with an emery board filing claws and looking conspicuously…. Ok, now for the caption: “when your cat notices you’ve bought a new couch.”
Rikki, Katie of late has been a problem child with that and Maia, her partner in crime, is doing it too...and they have a scratching board in the kitchen and another one on their perch!!! Devious little pair, those two.
ReplyDelete(giggles)....
DeleteHave you heard of the cat diary? funny stuff in there too. I'll do a google search on it and share it.
Rikki, no, haven't heard of the cat diary; grandson though (with Dad's help) sent me several cat gifs that were hilarious...they do some really wacko stuff at times.
Deletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ltqz3EpufU
ReplyDeleteCouldn't find the one that I remember - but what I did find is one of my favorite feline youtube clips... Watch it to the very end...just when you think it's done, it's not.... hilarious.
Enjoy. (smiles).
Okay where was I before I got rudely interrupted by things I could not control. 🍺
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure you were just getting ready to make another brilliant point...
ReplyDeleteLol, no wonder I couldn't remember, those are few and far apart.🍺
DeleteRikki thanks for sharing that youtube...hilarious! Reminded me so much of crabby Mr Wilson, same color and attitude. Lost him to the ripe old age of 17 awhile back. He'd get all nasty at having to take meds or go to the vet and I'd get bitten or scratched but then he'd turn around and do paw hugs and purr...I still miss that old cat. He prayed too. Named after Mr Wilson on Dennis the Menace...
DeleteArmageddon...Tiny Tim and his crutch...lumps of coal...
ReplyDeleteI swear, these liberals are getting loonier by the hour!!!
Be funnier than hell if, in response, some wiseacre wheeled a gurney with a straightjacket and hauled them off to the loony ward when they start with that crap.
Cats...I found it!
ReplyDeletehttps://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/21/joke-cat-vs-dog----war-of_n_1534447.html
JOKE: Cat Vs. Dog — War Of The Diaries
The Dog’s Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
The Cat’s Diary
Day 983 of My Captivity
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...
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Good Morning, I guess this is how the world turns. 🍺
ReplyDeleteGood morning right back at ya, Sarge...
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas, now get to work.🍺
ReplyDeleteAnd where is Nunya?????
DeleteNew blog up...
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